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[Just One More]

Apparently women are more likely to give circumcised men blowjobs, rather than uncircumcised....I guess they can't resist anything with fuckin 10% off!..

[Just One More]

A teacher asked her class to name things that ended with 'tor' that ate things.
The first little boy said, "Alligator."
"Very good James, that's a big word."
The second boy said, "Predator."
"Yes, that's another big word Alan. Very well done."
Little Johnny says, "Vibrator."
After nearly falling off her chair, she says, "That is a big word Johnny, but it doesn't eat anything."
"Well my sister has one and she says it eats fucking batteries like there's no tomorrow!"

[Barman]

Apparently women are more likely to give circumcised men blowjobs, rather than uncircumcised....I guess they can't resist anything with fuckin 10% off!..

[Steve]

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[apc2010]

 

[Baldy]

 

[Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits)]

[Barman]

 

[Steve]

 

[Miss Demeanour]

After lots of searching on internet dating sites I met the girl of my dreams and agreed to meet the next day.

She was just just gorgeous, stunning in fact.  There was an instant spark between us as I kissed her hello.

She fell into my arms and went weak at the knees in my presence.

Taisers really do have the desired effect

[Steve]

After lots of searching on internet dating sites I met the girl of my dreams and agreed to meet the next day.

She was just just gorgeous, stunning in fact.  There was an instant spark between us as I kissed her hello.

She fell into my arms and went weak at the knees in my presence.

Taisers really do have the desired effect

[Barman]

After lots of searching on internet dating sites I met the girl of my dreams and agreed to meet the next day.

She was just just gorgeous, stunning in fact.  There was an instant spark between us as I kissed her hello.

She fell into my arms and went weak at the knees in my presence.

Taisers really do have the desired effect

 

[boogs]

 50 Grayish Shades . . . . !!


Back and forth . . . . back and forth . . . .

        In and out . . . . in and out . . . .

        A little to the right . . . . a little to the left . . . .

        She could feel the sweat on her forehead . . . .

      Between her breasts . . . .

       And, trickling down the small of her back . . . .

       She was getting near to the end . . . . !!

        He was in ecstasy . . . .
        With a huge smile on his face as his wife moved . . . .

        Forwards then backwards . . . .

        Forward then backward . . . .

        Again . . . . and, again . . . . !!

        Her heart was pounding now . . . .
       Her face was flushed . . . .

        She moaned . . . . softly at first,

        Then began to groan louder . . . .

       Finally . . . . Totally exhausted . . . .

        She let out a piercing scream . . . .

       She shouted . . . . :


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        "OK, OK, you smug bastard,

        I can't parallel park . . . .

        You do it . . . . !!"

[Steve]

[The Moan Ranger]

My poor grandmother has had Alzheimer's for several years now; I guess I should be grateful for the £5 I get for my birthday every week.