A guy, on his wedding night is about to get it on with his newly wed for the first time in their hotel.
They start to undress and he says, “God, I never realised that your tits were this small.”
The wife gets all upset and understandably throws him out.
While he is sitting in the lobby another guy comes down the hall. The first man said, “Hey, What happened?”
“Well, I saw my wife naked for the first time tonight and all I said was, ‘Oh I never knew your arse was that big.’ and she threw me out just like that.
Just then a third guy, also on his wedding night, comes storming into the lobby.
“Hey, did you put your foot in it as well?” ask the first two men.
“No,” says the third guy, “but I bloody well could have.”
