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[Barman]

I hate all this terrorist business. I used to love the days when you could look at an unattended bag on the train or bus and think, I'm fucking havin that!

 

[Darwins Selection]

I hate all this terrorist business. I used to love the days when you could look at an unattended bag on the train or bus and think, I'm fucking havin that!

 

[Just One More]

Saudi Arabia has it's first female Council member ''.Finally'', said the Council leader, '' We can get a cup of tea.''

[Nick]

its   

[Barman]

Saudi Arabia has it's first female Council member ''.Finally'', said the Council leader, '' We can get a cup of tea.''

 

[Steve]

Saudi Arabia has it's first female Council member ''.Finally'', said the Council leader, '' We can get a cup of tea.''

 

[Steve]

Raging Bull sex

First get your girl in doggie style
Slide in real deep
Lean forward and wrap your arms around real tight
Put your lips close to her ear
And whisper another girls name
See how long you can stay on!

May the force be with you. 

[Nick]

 

[Barman]

Raging Bull sex

First get your girl in doggie style
Slide in real deep
Lean forward and wrap your arms around real tight
Put your lips close to her ear
And whisper another girls name
See how long you can stay on!

May the force be with you.

I got detention at school for telling that one.... 

[Steve]

Raging Bull sex

First get your girl in doggie style
Slide in real deep
Lean forward and wrap your arms around real tight
Put your lips close to her ear
And whisper another girls name
See how long you can stay on!

May the force be with you.

I got detention at school for telling that one.... 

Was this one of those teacher asked you all to tell a story with 'doggie' in it moments?

(have we ever done the 'presumably' one?)

[Steve]

How to tell if its a ladyboy

I got picked up by a girl in Bangkok in her car.

She had a perfect face, perfect breasts, perfect legs.

It was only when she did a perfect reverse park into a tight space, I got suspicious and ran.

[apc2010]

How to tell if its a ladyboy

I got picked up by a girl in Bangkok in her car.

She had a perfect face, perfect breasts, perfect legs.

It was only when she did a perfect reverse park into a tight space, I got suspicious and ran.

 

[apc2010]

I was at a job interview today, and towards the end of it, the interviewer asked me, "Have you any weaknesses?".....

I said, "I always let myself down at interviews.".........

He said, "I think you are doing OK."............






I said, "You would you stupid cunt!".........

[Barman]

I was at a job interview today, and towards the end of it, the interviewer asked me, "Have you any weaknesses?".....

I said, "I always let myself down at interviews.".........

He said, "I think you are doing OK."............






I said, "You would you stupid cunt!".........

 

[Steve]

I was at a job interview today, and towards the end of it, the interviewer asked me, "Have you any weaknesses?".....

I said, "I always let myself down at interviews.".........

He said, "I think you are doing OK."............






I said, "You would you stupid cunt!".........