Pilot on a plane announces "we're flying at 30,000ft and the flight will take 2 hours, enjoy your flight", but he forgets to switch off the microphone.
The co-pilot says, "what you gonna do now boss"… everyone on the plane is listening.
The pilot says, "the 1st thing I'm gonna do is have a real good shit, I'm desperate. Then I'm gonna get that new blonde stewardess down the back and fuck her senseless"
Everyone in the plane is aghast.
The stewardess rushes to tell pilot the microphone is still on and trips over an old ladies handbag. The old lady looks down and says, "I wouldn't rush love he's gonna have a shit first"