I got talking to a woman at the bar the other night, we got on about kids and drugs.
I whispered to her "look at him on the other side of the bar, he's shaking like a shitting dog, fucking eyes all over the place, dribbling all down his shirt".
She said "that's my son you twat, hes got Cerebral Palsy".
I said "he definitely shouldn't be taking drugs then!"