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[Barman]

Did you ever wonder why there are no dead penguins on the ice in Antarctica?
Where do they go?
Wonder no more ! ! !
It is a known fact that the penguin is a very ritualistic bird which lives
an extremely ordered and complex life. The penguin is very committed to its
family and will mate for life, as well as maintain a form of compassionate
contact with its offspring throughout its life.
If a penguin is found dead on the ice surface, other members of the family and social circle have been known to dig holes in the ice, using their vestigial wings and beaks, until the hole is deep enough for the dead bird to be rolled into, and buried.
The male penguins then gather in a circle around the fresh grave and sing:
"Freeze a jolly good fellow."
"Freeze a jolly good fellow."
You didn't really believe that I knew anything about penguins, did you?

I am sorry, an urge came over me that made me do it. Must stop drinking.
I'll get me coat.

 

[Barman]

Sports Quiz.

Name the venue and year that a boxer had a shit on the floor straight after being awarded the title...?

Crufts 1987.

[Nick]

 

[Nick]

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[Barman]

https://www.facebook.com/uniladmag/videos/2532923780063999/

[Nick]

I laughed so much I thought I was going to have a heart attack 

[Steve]

I laughed so much I thought I was going to have a heart attack 

Well it's a virtual  here

[Nick]

 

[Barman]

I laughed so much I thought I was going to have a heart attack 

Did you...?

[Nick]

No 

[Barman]

No 

 

[Nick]

 

[Barman]

Got me suit on... 

[Nick]

 

I am back in for more sodding surgery soon. You may need it 

[Barman]

I am back in for more sodding surgery soon. You may need it 

I'll keep it on like!