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Offline Just One More

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #4380 on: November 22, 2017, 11:12:41 PM »


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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #4381 on: November 22, 2017, 11:19:47 PM »

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #4384 on: November 23, 2017, 09:40:19 AM »


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« Reply #4385 on: November 23, 2017, 09:55:59 AM »
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« Reply #4386 on: November 23, 2017, 11:34:59 AM »

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #4388 on: November 23, 2017, 03:33:21 PM »
Did you know that having sex when drunk is banned in Iceland.

Not sure about Asda, you will have to check their rules.
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #4389 on: November 23, 2017, 03:34:03 PM »
A couple was Christmas shopping on Christmas Eve and the whole place was heaving, packed with other last-minute shoppers.
Walking through the shopping centre, the surprised wife looked up from a window display and noticed her husband was nowhere to be seen. She knew they had lots still to do and she became very upset.
She rummaged in her handbag and found her mobile phoned and then used it to call her husband to ask him where he was.
The husband in a calm voice replied: "Darling, you remember the jewellery shop we went into five years ago, where you fell in love with that diamond necklace that we could not afford and I told you that one day I would get it for you...?"
His wife's eyes filled with tears of emotion and she began to cry softly and stifling a sob she whispered:"Yes, I remember that jewellery shop..."
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"Well," he said, "I'm in the pub next door to it."
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #4390 on: November 24, 2017, 01:37:45 PM »

Tired of boiling kettles? Boil loads of water at the start of each week and then freeze it for later :thumbsup:


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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #4391 on: November 24, 2017, 01:56:41 PM »

Tired of boiling kettles? Boil loads of water at the start of each week and then freeze it for later :thumbsup:



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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #4392 on: November 24, 2017, 02:47:15 PM »

Tired of boiling kettles? Boil loads of water at the start of each week and then freeze it for later :thumbsup:




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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #4393 on: November 24, 2017, 04:29:11 PM »

Tired of boiling kettles? Boil loads of water at the start of each week and then freeze it for later :thumbsup:




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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #4394 on: November 28, 2017, 07:52:32 PM »
I was mugged by a thief last night on my way home.
Pointing a knife at me, he asked "your money or your life".
I told him I was married, so I have no money or a life.
We hugged and cried together.
It was a beautiful moment...

I asked the Wife if there was something Special she wanted for Christmas..???
She replied "No Darling, just get me something from the 'Body Shop".
I got her the Front Offside Wing for her Ford Focus - no doubt, knowing my luck, it will be the wrong f*cking Colour..?

When I was young we were very poor and I sometimes had to wear my Sister's old clothes to School.
Could you believe it.
One day I turned up, wearing the same Dress as my Teacher.
Don't know who was more embarrassed, Him or Me..??
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