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Offline Steve

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #4470 on: February 13, 2018, 10:03:47 AM »
Just come out of the bathroom and said to the wife..... " I wouldn't go in there for the next 10 mins "

She said.... " Oh have you left stinkies in there? "

I said, " Nah, your sister's still getting dressed..... ! "
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #4471 on: February 13, 2018, 10:30:12 AM »
Quote from: Steve on February 13, 2018, 10:03:47 AM
Just come out of the bathroom and said to the wife..... " I wouldn't go in there for the next 10 mins "

She said.... " Oh have you left stinkies in there? "

I said, " Nah, your sister's still getting dressed..... ! "

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #4472 on: February 14, 2018, 11:18:56 PM »


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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #4473 on: February 15, 2018, 06:46:05 AM »
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #4474 on: February 15, 2018, 08:12:54 AM »
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #4475 on: February 17, 2018, 05:16:53 PM »
Quote from: Steve on February 13, 2018, 10:03:47 AM
Just come out of the bathroom and said to the wife..... " I wouldn't go in there for the next 10 mins "

She said.... " Oh have you left stinkies in there? "

I said, " Nah, your sister's still getting dressed..... ! "

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #4476 on: February 17, 2018, 05:26:57 PM »
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #4477 on: February 17, 2018, 05:32:19 PM »
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #4478 on: February 17, 2018, 05:45:32 PM »
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #4479 on: February 18, 2018, 10:58:56 AM »
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #4480 on: February 18, 2018, 11:35:24 AM »
With a very seductive voice, LL asked, “Have you ever seen £20 all crumpled up?”
“No” Barman said
LL gave him a little smile, unbuttoned the top three buttons, reached into her bra and pulled out a crumpled £20 note.

LL then asked “Have you ever seen £50 all crumpled up?”
“No, I haven’t” Barman said with an anxious tone in his voice.
LL seductively unzipped her skirt and pulled out a crumpled £50 note.

“Now” LL said. “Have you ever seen £20,000 all crumpled up?”
“No way!” Barman panted, becoming even more excited

LL said “Go look in the garage.”
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #4481 on: February 18, 2018, 11:37:45 AM »
Quote from: Just One More on February 18, 2018, 11:35:24 AM
With a very seductive voice, LL asked, “Have you ever seen £20 all crumpled up?”
“No” Barman said
LL gave him a little smile, unbuttoned the top three buttons, reached into her bra and pulled out a crumpled £20 note.

LL then asked “Have you ever seen £50 all crumpled up?”
“No, I haven’t” Barman said with an anxious tone in his voice.
LL seductively unzipped her skirt and pulled out a crumpled £50 note.

“Now” LL said. “Have you ever seen £20,000 all crumpled up?”
“No way!” Barman panted, becoming even more excited

LL said “Go look in the garage.”
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #4482 on: February 18, 2018, 01:18:46 PM »
Quote from: Just One More on February 18, 2018, 11:35:24 AM
With a very seductive voice, LL asked, “Have you ever seen £20 all crumpled up?”
“No” Barman said
LL gave him a little smile, unbuttoned the top three buttons, reached into her bra and pulled out a crumpled £20 note.

LL then asked “Have you ever seen £50 all crumpled up?”
“No, I haven’t” Barman said with an anxious tone in his voice.
LL seductively unzipped her skirt and pulled out a crumpled £50 note.

“Now” LL said. “Have you ever seen £20,000 all crumpled up?”
“No way!” Barman panted, becoming even more excited

LL said “Go look in the garage.”

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #4483 on: February 18, 2018, 03:39:50 PM »
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #4484 on: February 19, 2018, 09:56:03 AM »
I see hey are going to stop audiences from doing the 'Mexican Wave' because of Health & Safety issues... ::)





...I'm up in arms over it!
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