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Offline Steve

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #4515 on: March 12, 2018, 04:36:59 PM »
Quote from: Barman on March 12, 2018, 04:32:51 PM
Quote from: Uncle Mort on March 12, 2018, 04:27:52 PM
Quote from: Barman on March 12, 2018, 12:56:28 PM
Quote from: The Moan Ranger (Orderer of the Youngs) on March 12, 2018, 12:55:12 PM
Bookmakers are already taking bets on the possible location of Harry and Meghan's honeymoon.
So far we have..

Barbados 10/1
Venice 15/1
Seychelles 20/1
New York 25/1
Paris 1,000,000/1
Balmoral 50/1
Rome 100/1

H/T Caustic Bob

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Paris Uncle, Lady Di...  ;)
Sounds like a Cluedo accusation

I'm sure Uncle has an alibi for the day in question
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #4516 on: March 12, 2018, 04:46:38 PM »
I was baffled too  redface:

Brain not werking proper, like noooo:
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #4517 on: March 12, 2018, 04:52:07 PM »
Quote from: Nick on March 12, 2018, 04:46:38 PM
I was baffled too  redface:

Brain not werking proper, like noooo:

 lol: lol: lol:

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #4518 on: March 12, 2018, 05:59:39 PM »
Skype from Miss I in a few mins so I am all upright and perky, like

Briefly  noooo:
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #4519 on: March 12, 2018, 06:49:00 PM »
Quote from: Barman on March 12, 2018, 04:32:51 PM
Quote from: Uncle Mort on March 12, 2018, 04:27:52 PM
Quote from: Barman on March 12, 2018, 12:56:28 PM
Quote from: The Moan Ranger (Orderer of the Youngs) on March 12, 2018, 12:55:12 PM
Bookmakers are already taking bets on the possible location of Harry and Meghan's honeymoon.
So far we have..

Barbados 10/1
Venice 15/1
Seychelles 20/1
New York 25/1
Paris 1,000,000/1
Balmoral 50/1
Rome 100/1

H/T Caustic Bob

happy001

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Paris Uncle, Lady Di...  ;)

Sorry, didn't realize Di was on her honeymoon when she died.
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #4520 on: March 12, 2018, 06:54:26 PM »
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #4521 on: March 12, 2018, 07:28:33 PM »
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #4522 on: March 14, 2018, 12:56:26 PM »
What do you call a woman who pleasures herself with a vegetable?

Mrs Hawking.
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #4523 on: March 14, 2018, 01:17:07 PM »
Quote from: The Moan Ranger (Orderer of the Youngs) on March 14, 2018, 12:56:26 PM
What do you call a woman who pleasures herself with a vegetable?

Mrs Hawking.

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #4524 on: March 15, 2018, 06:38:01 PM »
Quote from: The Moan Ranger (Orderer of the Youngs) on March 14, 2018, 12:56:26 PM
What do you call a woman who pleasures herself with a vegetable?

Mrs Hawking.

 ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #4525 on: March 18, 2018, 07:22:08 PM »
Won't appeal to everyone but...

http://youtu.be/nUhr0ZV5oYs

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« Reply #4526 on: March 18, 2018, 07:59:44 PM »
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #4527 on: March 18, 2018, 09:15:18 PM »
Quote from: Barman on March 18, 2018, 07:59:44 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 18, 2018, 07:22:08 PM
Won't appeal to everyone but...

http://youtu.be/nUhr0ZV5oYs

 lol:

 lol: lol: lol:

Out of curiosity I had a look and there is more of it  lol:

Part 2: At the bar
http://youtu.be/A0F4RCeHOlk

Part 3: Building Trump's Wall
http://youtu.be/5eGlwX_29qU

Part 4: UC Berkley
http://youtu.be/QNbHsr74EDQ

Part 5: Off to Washington
http://youtu.be/aC1QsH0qRnI
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #4528 on: March 25, 2018, 08:56:08 PM »
I need to re-home a dog, it’s a small terrier, and it tends to bark a lot

If you’re interested, let me know and I’ll jump over the fence into my neighbour’s garden and get it for you
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #4529 on: March 25, 2018, 09:03:10 PM »
Quote from: Just One More on March 25, 2018, 08:56:08 PM
I need to re-home a dog, it’s a small terrier, and it tends to bark a lot

If you’re interested, let me know and I’ll jump over the fence into my neighbour’s garden and get it for you
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