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[Nick]

 

[Steve]

A man attending a funeral, asked the widow if he could say a word.

She said "yes".

He stood up and said "Plethora".

She said, "Thank you, that means a lot".

[Steve]

During work, Kevin and James were chatting:

Kevin: James, I've been attending night classes for 5 months now and I have an exam next week.

James: oh!

Kevin: For example, do you know who is Graham Bell?

James: No

Kevin: He's the inventor of the phone in 1876; if you take night Courses you would know this.

The next day, the same discussion took place:

Kevin: Do you know who Alexander Dumas is?

James: No

Kevin: He's the author of "The 3 Musketeers", if you take night courses, you would know this.

The next day, once again:

Kevin: And do you know who Jean Jacques Rousseau is?

James: No

Kevin: He's the author of "Confessions" , if you take night courses, you would know this.

This time, James got irritated and said: And you, do you know who is Yevgeney Kafelinkov?

Kevin: No

James: He's the guy who's having sex with your wife!! If you stop night courses, you would know this

[Barman]

During work, Kevin and James were chatting:

Kevin: James, I've been attending night classes for 5 months now and I have an exam next week.

James: oh!

Kevin: For example, do you know who is Graham Bell?

James: No

Kevin: He's the inventor of the phone in 1876; if you take night Courses you would know this.

The next day, the same discussion took place:

Kevin: Do you know who Alexander Dumas is?

James: No

Kevin: He's the author of "The 3 Musketeers", if you take night courses, you would know this.

The next day, once again:

Kevin: And do you know who Jean Jacques Rousseau is?

James: No

Kevin: He's the author of "Confessions" , if you take night courses, you would know this.

This time, James got irritated and said: And you, do you know who is Yevgeney Kafelinkov?

Kevin: No

James: He's the guy who's having sex with your wife!! If you stop night courses, you would know this

 

[The Moan Ranger]

This joke about sublety is very old. But it was new once.

[Steve]

This joke about sublety is very old. But it was new once.

[Barman]

This joke about sublety is very old. But it was new once.

[Nick]

[Barman]

 

[Steve]

 

[Darwins Selection]

 

[Steve]

My mate got a job at his local council, they ask if he was allergic to any thing, he said coffee, they then asked if he had any disability, he told them he lost his testicles in Afghanistan when he was in the army. They told him he had the job start Monday at 10am, he ask why 10 and not 9am, they said they stand around drinking coffee and scratching their nuts for an hour and you don’t qualify.

[Nick]

 

[Nick]

[Barman]

 

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