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Quote from: Barman on October 08, 2018, 05:15:24 AMMy mate managed to commit suicide by jumping in front of a steam train.He was chuffed to bits.
My mate managed to commit suicide by jumping in front of a steam train.He was chuffed to bits.
There was a tap on my door this morning.My plumber has a strange sense of humour.
YOUNG LAD looking at mom's ID card.SEX F.He laughs.MOM "Whats funny."LAD. "I can't believe you was so bad at sex you failed in it."Husband dies laughing.
Quote from: Steve on October 10, 2018, 08:26:33 AMYOUNG LAD looking at mom's ID card.SEX F.He laughs.MOM "Whats funny."LAD. "I can't believe you was so bad at sex you failed in it."Husband dies laughing.
Afternoon all!! I was at the gym this morning when I noticed a hole in my trainer, just big enough to get my finger in. Anyway, to cut a long story short, she's made a formal complaint and I'm now banned for life.
As a Chinese dentist, I intentionally avoid giving appointments to patients at 14:30 to avoid their infantile attempt at a borderline racist joke. I think it's only a matter of time before other dental practices follow suit.
Quote from: Barman on October 16, 2018, 11:37:16 AMAs a Chinese dentist, I intentionally avoid giving appointments to patients at 14:30 to avoid their infantile attempt at a borderline racist joke. I think it's only a matter of time before other dental practices follow suit.
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Quote from: Nick on October 17, 2018, 08:56:23 AMhttps://www.facebook.com/JungleVT/videos/157671958508387/?t=24Meh
