THIS BULL MATED 50 TIMES LAST YEAR'
My wife playfully nudged me in the ribs smiled and said, "He mated 50 times last year, that's almost once a week"...
We walked to the second pen which had a sign attached that said,
''THIS BULL MATED 150 TIMES LAST YEAR"...
My wife gave me a healthy jab and said, "WOW That's more than twice a week ! You could learn a lot from him"...
We walked to the third pen and it had a sign attached that said, in capital letters,
"THIS BULL MATED 365 TIMES LAST YEAR".
My wife was so excited that her elbow nearly broke my ribs, and said,
"That's once a day you could REALLY learn something from this one"...
I looked at her and said,
"Go over and ask him if every time was with the same old cow"...
My condition has been upgraded from critical to stable and I should eventually make a full recovery...
