I was unbelievably excited when I took delivery of our 65 inch, 4D Smart T.V.
And as I hugged and drooled over it on its stand, my partner let out a derisory huff..
"Look at the state of you, you're pathetic." She snarled.
"Fawning over a T.V, why can't you manage that sort of affection for me?"
"Because I can get my arms around the telly."
That's when the fight started.