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Offline Just One More

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #5445 on: December 17, 2019, 06:17:58 PM »
Celibacy can be a choice in life, or a condition imposed by circumstances.

While attending a Marriage Weekend seminar, Ken and his wife, Daphne, listened to the speaker declare:

"It is essential that husbands and wives know the things that are important to each other".

He then addressed the men: "Can you name and describe your wife's favourite flower?"

Ken leaned over, touched Daphne's arm gently, and whispered, “It's Homepride, isn't it ?"

And so began Ken's life of celibacy!

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #5446 on: December 17, 2019, 09:24:35 PM »




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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #5447 on: December 17, 2019, 09:29:09 PM »
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« Reply #5448 on: December 18, 2019, 04:51:15 AM »
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #5449 on: December 19, 2019, 08:48:12 PM »
My grandfather told me that he saw The Titanic, and that from the beginning he warned all the people that the ship would sink, but they kept telling him to shut up. Undeterred he warned them again and again.........................



Until the management got fed up with him spoiling it for everyone, and kicked him out the cinema............ redface:

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« Reply #5450 on: December 19, 2019, 08:49:36 PM »
My grandfather told me that he saw The Titanic, and that from the beginning he warned all the people that the ship would sink, but they kept telling him to shut up. Undeterred he warned them again and again.........................



Until the management got fed up with him spoiling it for everyone, and kicked him out the cinema............ redface:

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #5451 on: December 19, 2019, 09:23:05 PM »
My grandfather told me that he saw The Titanic, and that from the beginning he warned all the people that the ship would sink, but they kept telling him to shut up. Undeterred he warned them again and again.........................



Until the management got fed up with him spoiling it for everyone, and kicked him out the cinema............ redface:

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #5452 on: December 20, 2019, 12:46:07 AM »
A guy gets pulled over for speeding ...and policeman says "what your name ?/"...

"D-D-D-Dav-Dav Dav- David..."



"sorry do You have a stutter "



"No sir ..my father did ...and the register who filled out my birth certificate is an arsehole "......





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« Reply #5453 on: December 20, 2019, 05:15:27 AM »
A guy gets pulled over for speeding ...and policeman says "what your name ?/"...

"D-D-D-Dav-Dav Dav- David..."



"sorry do You have a stutter "



"No sir ..my father did ...and the register who filled out my birth certificate is an arsehole "......

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #5454 on: December 20, 2019, 06:51:32 AM »
A guy gets pulled over for speeding ...and policeman says "what your name ?/"...

"D-D-D-Dav-Dav Dav- David..."



"sorry do You have a stutter "



"No sir ..my father did ...and the register who filled out my birth certificate is an arsehole "......

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #5455 on: December 20, 2019, 07:29:51 AM »
A guy gets pulled over for speeding ...and policeman says "what your name ?/"...

"D-D-D-Dav-Dav Dav- David..."



"sorry do You have a stutter "



"No sir ..my father did ...and the register who filled out my birth certificate is an arsehole "......

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« Reply #5456 on: December 20, 2019, 01:05:36 PM »
A teacher asks her class, "What do you want to be when you grow up?"
Little Johnny says "I wanna be a billionaire, going to the most expensive clubs, take the best bitch with me, give her a Ferrari worth over a million quid, an apartment in Hawaii, a mansion in Paris, a jet to travel through Europe, an Infinite Visa Card and to make love to her three times a day".

The teacher, shocked, and not knowing what to do with the bad behavior of the child, decides not to give importance to what he said and then continues the lesson.
"And you, Susie? " the teacher asks.
Susie says "I wanna be Johnny's bitch."
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« Reply #5457 on: December 20, 2019, 01:20:23 PM »
A teacher asks her class, "What do you want to be when you grow up?"
Little Johnny says "I wanna be a billionaire, going to the most expensive clubs, take the best bitch with me, give her a Ferrari worth over a million quid, an apartment in Hawaii, a mansion in Paris, a jet to travel through Europe, an Infinite Visa Card and to make love to her three times a day".

The teacher, shocked, and not knowing what to do with the bad behavior of the child, decides not to give importance to what he said and then continues the lesson.
"And you, Susie? " the teacher asks.
Susie says "I wanna be Johnny's bitch."

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #5458 on: December 20, 2019, 05:17:08 PM »
A teacher asks her class, "What do you want to be when you grow up?"
Little Johnny says "I wanna be a billionaire, going to the most expensive clubs, take the best bitch with me, give her a Ferrari worth over a million quid, an apartment in Hawaii, a mansion in Paris, a jet to travel through Europe, an Infinite Visa Card and to make love to her three times a day".

The teacher, shocked, and not knowing what to do with the bad behavior of the child, decides not to give importance to what he said and then continues the lesson.
"And you, Susie? " the teacher asks.
Susie says "I wanna be Johnny's bitch."

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #5459 on: December 20, 2019, 07:22:43 PM »





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