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[Nick]

I am in a different conversation with her 

Miss I has a rather nice way of slapping 

[Steve]

Affs?


Took my grandson up to the lakes for a walk last summer, and he said "grandad why are the lakes so big?"..
I said "I don't know boy," then he said "grandad why is the grass so green?"
I said "I haven't got a clue".. then he said "grandad why is the sun so hot?"
I said "god knows"... so after a few minutes he said "grandad you don't mind me asking you all these questions do you?"..
I said "of course not... if you don't ask questions you'll never learn anything"......

[Just One More]

 

 

[Just One More]

Affs?


Took my grandson up to the lakes for a walk last summer, and he said "grandad why are the lakes so big?"..
I said "I don't know boy," then he said "grandad why is the grass so green?"
I said "I haven't got a clue".. then he said "grandad why is the sun so hot?"
I said "god knows"... so after a few minutes he said "grandad you don't mind me asking you all these questions do you?"..
I said "of course not... if you don't ask questions you'll never learn anything"......

    

[Barman]

Affs?


Took my grandson up to the lakes for a walk last summer, and he said "grandad why are the lakes so big?"..
I said "I don't know boy," then he said "grandad why is the grass so green?"
I said "I haven't got a clue".. then he said "grandad why is the sun so hot?"
I said "god knows"... so after a few minutes he said "grandad you don't mind me asking you all these questions do you?"..
I said "of course not... if you don't ask questions you'll never learn anything"......

    

[Darwins Selection]

Affs?


Took my grandson up to the lakes for a walk last summer, and he said "grandad why are the lakes so big?"..
I said "I don't know boy," then he said "grandad why is the grass so green?"
I said "I haven't got a clue".. then he said "grandad why is the sun so hot?"
I said "god knows"... so after a few minutes he said "grandad you don't mind me asking you all these questions do you?"..
I said "of course not... if you don't ask questions you'll never learn anything"......

    

[Steve]

You can tell a lot about a woman by her hands,

For instance, If they're around your Throat, she's probably slightly upset.

[Barman]

You can tell a lot about a woman by her hands,

For instance, If they're around your Throat, she's probably slightly upset.

 

[Darwins Selection]

You can tell a lot about a woman by her hands,

For instance, If they're around your Throat, she's probably slightly upset.

 

[Just One More]

You can tell a lot about a woman by her hands,

For instance, If they're around your Throat, she's probably slightly upset.

 

[Steve]

Husband: "Babe, after work I had an accident. Sabrina took me to the hospital. After various tests, they said I was in a bad state with cervical dislocation, multiple facial injuries. Also, they may have to amputate my right leg."

Wife: "Who's Sabrina?"

[apc2010]

Husband: "Babe, after work I had an accident. Sabrina took me to the hospital. After various tests, they said I was in a bad state with cervical dislocation, multiple facial injuries. Also, they may have to amputate my right leg."

Wife: "Who's Sabrina?"

 

[Barman]

Husband: "Babe, after work I had an accident. Sabrina took me to the hospital. After various tests, they said I was in a bad state with cervical dislocation, multiple facial injuries. Also, they may have to amputate my right leg."

Wife: "Who's Sabrina?"

 

 

[Darwins Selection]

Husband: "Babe, after work I had an accident. Sabrina took me to the hospital. After various tests, they said I was in a bad state with cervical dislocation, multiple facial injuries. Also, they may have to amputate my right leg."

Wife: "Who's Sabrina?"

 

 

[Steve]

My wife wanted to embarass me in front of her friends by saying I wasn't good in bed.

She was quite shocked when they all disagreed with her.