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Offline Just One More

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #5626 on: February 12, 2020, 05:35:54 PM »
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #5628 on: February 12, 2020, 05:48:33 PM »
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #5629 on: February 12, 2020, 07:57:15 PM »
I was telling my friend I bought my wife an amazing white gold necklace with a platinum pendant and she didn’t speak to me for a month!”
He said, “Really?! What got her so upset?”
I replied,“Nothing, that was part of the deal.”
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #5630 on: February 12, 2020, 08:04:49 PM »
I was telling my friend I bought my wife an amazing white gold necklace with a platinum pendant and she didn’t speak to me for a month!”
He said, “Really?! What got her so upset?”
I replied,“Nothing, that was part of the deal.”

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #5631 on: February 12, 2020, 08:06:22 PM »
I was telling my friend I bought my wife an amazing white gold necklace with a platinum pendant and she didn’t speak to me for a month!”
He said, “Really?! What got her so upset?”
I replied,“Nothing, that was part of the deal.”

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #5632 on: February 12, 2020, 08:07:15 PM »
I was telling my friend I bought my wife an amazing white gold necklace with a platinum pendant and she didn’t speak to me for a month!”
He said, “Really?! What got her so upset?”
I replied,“Nothing, that was part of the deal.”

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #5633 on: February 12, 2020, 08:10:41 PM »
I was telling my friend I bought my wife an amazing white gold necklace with a platinum pendant and she didn’t speak to me for a month!”
He said, “Really?! What got her so upset?”
I replied,“Nothing, that was part of the deal.”

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #5634 on: February 12, 2020, 08:21:31 PM »
I was telling my friend I bought my wife an amazing white gold necklace with a platinum pendant and she didn’t speak to me for a month!”
He said, “Really?! What got her so upset?”
I replied,“Nothing, that was part of the deal.”

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #5635 on: February 13, 2020, 11:29:25 AM »
Affs?


An Elderly Italian Man who lived on the outskirts of Rimini, Italy, went to the Local Church for Confession.

When the Priest slid open the door to the Confessional, the Man said, "Father forgive me for I have Sinned.
During World War II, a Beautiful Jewish Woman from our Neighbourhood knocked urgently on my door and asked me to hide her from the Nazis, So I hid her in my attic."
The Priest replied, "That was a wonderful thing you did, and you have no need to Confess that."
"There is more to tell, Father. She started to repay me with Sexual Favors. This happened several times a week, and sometimes twice on Sundays."
The Priest said, "That was a long time ago and by doing what you did, you placed the two of you in Great Danger, but two people under those circumstances can easily Succumb to the Weakness of the Flesh.
However, if you are Truly Sorry for your actions, you are Indeed Forgiven."
"Thank you, Father, That's a great load off my mind. I do have one more question."
"And what is that?" asked the Priest.
"Should I tell her the war is over?"
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #5636 on: February 13, 2020, 12:31:53 PM »
Affs?


An Elderly Italian Man who lived on the outskirts of Rimini, Italy, went to the Local Church for Confession.

When the Priest slid open the door to the Confessional, the Man said, "Father forgive me for I have Sinned.
During World War II, a Beautiful Jewish Woman from our Neighbourhood knocked urgently on my door and asked me to hide her from the Nazis, So I hid her in my attic."
The Priest replied, "That was a wonderful thing you did, and you have no need to Confess that."
"There is more to tell, Father. She started to repay me with Sexual Favors. This happened several times a week, and sometimes twice on Sundays."
The Priest said, "That was a long time ago and by doing what you did, you placed the two of you in Great Danger, but two people under those circumstances can easily Succumb to the Weakness of the Flesh.
However, if you are Truly Sorry for your actions, you are Indeed Forgiven."
"Thank you, Father, That's a great load off my mind. I do have one more question."
"And what is that?" asked the Priest.
"Should I tell her the war is over?"

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #5637 on: February 13, 2020, 05:48:07 PM »


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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #5638 on: February 13, 2020, 06:03:27 PM »

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