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A rabbi is harboring a secret — he has always wanted to try pork.
One night he drives across town to the furthest restaurant from his shul and orders an entire suckling pig. Just as the waiter sets down the full roast pig with an apple in its mouth, he sees a group of his congregants has walked in and is watching him, mouths open.
The rabbi widens his eyes, “So nu, what kind of place is this?” he says. “You order an apple and look how it’s served!”

 

[Barman]

A rabbi is harboring a secret — he has always wanted to try pork.
One night he drives across town to the furthest restaurant from his shul and orders an entire suckling pig. Just as the waiter sets down the full roast pig with an apple in its mouth, he sees a group of his congregants has walked in and is watching him, mouths open.
The rabbi widens his eyes, “So nu, what kind of place is this?” he says. “You order an apple and look how it’s served!”

 

 

[Nick]

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[Steve]

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[Steve]

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potato
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boiled potato
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1 boiled potato
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50fuckingboiledpotatoes
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50FUCKINGboiledpotatoes
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IwillShove50FuckingBoiledPotatoesUpYourAss,IfYouDoNotGiveMeAccessImmediately
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NowIamSeriouslyGettingPissedOffIwillShove50FuckingBoiledPotatoesUpYourAssIfYouDoNotGiveMeAccessImmediately
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[Barman]

Choose a new password:

potato
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boiled potato
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1 boiled potato
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50fuckingboiledpotatoes
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50FUCKINGboiledpotatoes
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IwillShove50FuckingBoiledPotatoesUpYourAss,IfYouDoNotGiveMeAccessImmediately
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NowIamSeriouslyGettingPissedOffIwillShove50FuckingBoiledPotatoesUpYourAssIfYouDoNotGiveMeAccessImmediately
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[Nick]

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[Steve]

 

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[Steve]

I phoned the local ramblers club today, but the bloke who answered just went on and on.

[Steve]

I thought I'd follow the trend of naming my children after the place they were conceived like Brooklyn or India.
Ones called Alley Kneetrembler, the other's called Table Top.

[Just One More]

I phoned the local ramblers club today, but the bloke who answered just went on and on.

 

[Just One More]

I thought I'd follow the trend of naming my children after the place they were conceived like Brooklyn or India.
Ones called Alley Kneetrembler, the other's called Table Top.