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Offline apc2010

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #5910 on: April 29, 2020, 04:56:10 PM »
Apparently one in three Britons are conceived in an IKEA bed,

which is mad, because those places are really well lit.

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #5911 on: April 30, 2020, 12:50:29 PM »
My mate has a weird hobby, he collects empty bottles.
That sounds so much better than alcoholic.
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #5912 on: April 30, 2020, 12:55:27 PM »
from elsewhere

Quote from: Jessamy Bride


Saw this on fb .... "Boris' other kids com to meet their brother" . . . .
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #5913 on: April 30, 2020, 12:57:48 PM »
from elsewhere

Quote from: Jessamy Bride


Saw this on fb .... "Boris' other kids com to meet their brother" . . . .

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #5914 on: May 01, 2020, 06:12:21 AM »
My mate has a weird hobby, he collects empty bottles.
That sounds so much better than alcoholic.

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #5915 on: May 01, 2020, 11:17:03 AM »
A female journalist heard about a very old Jewish man who had been going to the Western Wall to pray, twice a day, every day, for a long, long time.
She went to check it out and went to the Western Wall and sure enough there he was, walking slowly up to the holy site.
She watched him pray and after about 45 minutes, when he turned to leave, using a cane and moving very slowly, she approached him for an interview.
"Pardon me, sir, I'm Rebecca Smith from the BBC. What's your name?"
"Morris Feinberg," he replied.
"Sir, how long have you been coming to the Western Wall and praying?" she asked.
"For About 60 years."
"60 years! That's amazing! What do you pray for?"
"I pray for peace between the Christians, Jews and the Muslims."
"I pray for all the wars and all the hatred to stop."
"I pray for all our children to grow up safely as responsible adults and to love their fellow man."
"I pray that politicians tell us the truth and put the interests of the people ahead of their own interests."
And finally "I pray that everyone will be happy".
"How do you feel after doing this for 60 years?"
"Like I'm talking to a Brick wall!"
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #5916 on: May 01, 2020, 11:49:34 AM »
A female journalist heard about a very old Jewish man who had been going to the Western Wall to pray, twice a day, every day, for a long, long time.
She went to check it out and went to the Western Wall and sure enough there he was, walking slowly up to the holy site.
She watched him pray and after about 45 minutes, when he turned to leave, using a cane and moving very slowly, she approached him for an interview.
"Pardon me, sir, I'm Rebecca Smith from the BBC. What's your name?"
"Morris Feinberg," he replied.
"Sir, how long have you been coming to the Western Wall and praying?" she asked.
"For About 60 years."
"60 years! That's amazing! What do you pray for?"
"I pray for peace between the Christians, Jews and the Muslims."
"I pray for all the wars and all the hatred to stop."
"I pray for all our children to grow up safely as responsible adults and to love their fellow man."
"I pray that politicians tell us the truth and put the interests of the people ahead of their own interests."
And finally "I pray that everyone will be happy".
"How do you feel after doing this for 60 years?"
"Like I'm talking to a Brick wall!"

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #5917 on: May 01, 2020, 11:53:28 AM »
The Flat Earth Society are reporting,
that the 2 metre social distancing measures are pushing some of their members over the edge.
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #5918 on: May 01, 2020, 12:23:34 PM »
The Flat Earth Society are reporting,
that the 2 metre social distancing measures are pushing some of their members over the edge.
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #5919 on: May 01, 2020, 04:50:35 PM »
The Flat Earth Society are reporting,
that the 2 metre social distancing measures are pushing some of their members over the edge.
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #5920 on: May 01, 2020, 07:19:42 PM »
The Flat Earth Society are reporting,
that the 2 metre social distancing measures are pushing some of their members over the edge.
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