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[Steve]

That does reek of AFFS! 

It is indeed an Affs but before my time so 

May 15 2009 by TMR
May 23 2009 by grumpyoldsoldier (who he?)
Sept 12 2009 by JOM

[Barman]

100 years ago only the rich had cars and everyone else owned a horse.

Today everyone has a car and only the rich own horses.

The stables have turned....

[Steve]

100 years ago only the rich had cars and everyone else owned a horse.

Today everyone has a car and only the rich own horses.

The stables have turned....

[Just One More]

That does reek of AFFS! 

It is indeed an Affs but before my time so 

May 15 2009 by TMR
May 23 2009 by grumpyoldsoldier (who he?)
Sept 12 2009 by JOM

2009 was a good year for artichokes 

[apc2010]

That does reek of AFFS! 

It is indeed an Affs but before my time so 

May 15 2009 by TMR
May 23 2009 by grumpyoldsoldier (who he?)
Sept 12 2009 by JOM

2009 was a good year for artichokes 

 

[Steve]

That does reek of AFFS! 

It is indeed an Affs but before my time so 

May 15 2009 by TMR
May 23 2009 by grumpyoldsoldier (who he?)
Sept 12 2009 by JOM

2009 was a good year for artichokes 

 

[Barman]

That does reek of AFFS! 

It is indeed an Affs but before my time so 

May 15 2009 by TMR
May 23 2009 by grumpyoldsoldier (who he?)
Sept 12 2009 by JOM

2009 was a good year for artichokes 

 

[Steve]

My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance.

We'll see about that.

[Just One More]

My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance.

We'll see about that.

 

[Barman]

My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance.

We'll see about that.

 

[apc2010]

I'm halfway through my shift at snappy snaps, and a guy came in to pick up some photos . Naturally, I'd had a little peek at them , and they were of his naked wife so as I handed them over. I asked "Would you like the negatives?"




 "Yes please," he said sheepishly.....................



 I said, "Ok then. Your wife's got saggy tits a fat arse and she should seriously think about giving that fanny of hers a good trim..................

 

[Steve]

I'm halfway through my shift at snappy snaps, and a guy came in to pick up some photos . Naturally, I'd had a little peek at them , and they were of his naked wife so as I handed them over. I asked "Would you like the negatives?"




 "Yes please," he said sheepishly.....................



 I said, "Ok then. Your wife's got saggy tits a fat arse and she should seriously think about giving that fanny of hers a good trim..................

 

[Barman]

I'm halfway through my shift at snappy snaps, and a guy came in to pick up some photos . Naturally, I'd had a little peek at them , and they were of his naked wife so as I handed them over. I asked "Would you like the negatives?"




 "Yes please," he said sheepishly.....................



 I said, "Ok then. Your wife's got saggy tits a fat arse and she should seriously think about giving that fanny of hers a good trim..................

 

[Just One More]

I'm halfway through my shift at snappy snaps, and a guy came in to pick up some photos . Naturally, I'd had a little peek at them , and they were of his naked wife so as I handed them over. I asked "Would you like the negatives?"




 "Yes please," he said sheepishly.....................



 I said, "Ok then. Your wife's got saggy tits a fat arse and she should seriously think about giving that fanny of hers a good trim..................

 

[Steve]

A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband. Suddenly, her husband burst into the kitchen.
"Careful," he said, "CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh my gosh! You're cooking too many at once. TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN THEM NOW! We need more butter. Oh my gosh! WHERE are we going to get MORE BUTTER? They're going to STICK! Careful. CAREFUL! I said be CAREFUL! You NEVER listen to me when you're cooking! Never! Turn them! Hurry up! Are you CRAZY? Have you LOST your mind? Don't forget to salt them. You know you always forget to salt them. Use the! Salt. USE THE SALT! THE SALT!"

The wife stared at him. "What in the world is wrong with you?You think I don't know how to fry a couple of eggs?" The husband calmly replied, "I just wanted to show you what it feels like when I'm driving."