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Offline Steve

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #6090 on: June 28, 2020, 09:59:05 AM »
My wife asked me what would stop the stairs from creaking?
Apparently Slimming World wasn't the right answer! 
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #6091 on: June 28, 2020, 10:16:55 AM »
Quote from: Steve on June 28, 2020, 09:59:05 AM
My wife asked me what would stop the stairs from creaking?
Apparently Slimming World wasn't the right answer!

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #6092 on: June 29, 2020, 10:55:07 AM »
A man walks into a library and says to the librarian,
"Do you have that book for men with a small penis that's just come out?"
The librarian looks on her computer and says, "I don’t know if it's in yet."
"Yeah, that's the one!"
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #6093 on: June 29, 2020, 05:54:19 PM »
Quote from: Steve on June 29, 2020, 10:55:07 AM
A man walks into a library and says to the librarian,
"Do you have that book for men with a small penis that's just come out?"
The librarian looks on her computer and says, "I don’t know if it's in yet."
"Yeah, that's the one!"

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #6094 on: July 02, 2020, 01:15:23 PM »
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #6095 on: July 03, 2020, 01:42:17 PM »
Yesterday my wife found a cockroach in the kitchen.
She sprayed everything down and cleaned thoroughly.

Today I’m putting a cockroach in the bathroom.
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #6096 on: July 03, 2020, 02:58:36 PM »
Quote from: Steve on July 03, 2020, 01:42:17 PM
Yesterday my wife found a cockroach in the kitchen.
She sprayed everything down and cleaned thoroughly.

Today I’m putting a cockroach in the bathroom.

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #6097 on: July 03, 2020, 03:15:01 PM »
Quote from: Steve on July 03, 2020, 01:42:17 PM
Yesterday my wife found a cockroach in the kitchen.
She sprayed everything down and cleaned thoroughly.

Today I’m putting a cockroach in the bathroom.

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #6098 on: July 03, 2020, 04:13:12 PM »
Anybody on here with knowledge regarding noisy dishwashers?
I've tried flowers, chocolates and wine and she's still moaning.
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #6099 on: July 04, 2020, 04:22:11 AM »
Quote from: Steve on July 03, 2020, 04:13:12 PM
Anybody on here with knowledge regarding noisy dishwashers?
I've tried flowers, chocolates and wine and she's still moaning.

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #6100 on: July 04, 2020, 02:25:15 PM »
Irish mixed grill:
New potatoes, roast potatoes, boiled potatoes, mashed potatoes,
waffles and hash browns with chips.
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #6101 on: July 04, 2020, 02:25:58 PM »
Quote from: Steve on July 04, 2020, 02:25:15 PM
Irish mixed grill:
New potatoes, roast potatoes, boiled potatoes, mashed potatoes,
waffles and hash browns with chips.

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #6102 on: July 04, 2020, 02:31:18 PM »
Quote from: Barman on July 04, 2020, 02:25:58 PM
Quote from: Steve on July 04, 2020, 02:25:15 PM
Irish mixed grill:
New potatoes, roast potatoes, boiled potatoes, mashed potatoes,
waffles and hash browns with chips.

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #6103 on: July 04, 2020, 02:47:04 PM »
Quote from: miss Tchevious on July 04, 2020, 02:31:18 PM
Quote from: Barman on July 04, 2020, 02:25:58 PM
Quote from: Steve on July 04, 2020, 02:25:15 PM
Irish mixed grill:
New potatoes, roast potatoes, boiled potatoes, mashed potatoes,
waffles and hash browns with chips.

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Get your Jacket....... noooo:

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #6104 on: July 04, 2020, 03:28:34 PM »
Quote from: Barman on July 04, 2020, 02:25:58 PM
Quote from: Steve on July 04, 2020, 02:25:15 PM
Irish mixed grill:
New potatoes, roast potatoes, boiled potatoes, mashed potatoes,
waffles and hash browns with chips.

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