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[Barman]

WANTED DEAD OR ALIVE.

Schrodinger's Cat.

 

[apc2010]

WANTED DEAD OR ALIVE.

Schrodinger's Cat.

 

 

[Uncle Mort]

WANTED DEAD OR ALIVE.

Schrodinger's Cat.

 

 

 

[Darwins Selection]

WANTED DEAD OR ALIVE.

Schrodinger's Cat.

 

 

 

[Steve]

If you or anyone you know suffer from obesity then you’ll find Weightwatchers to be a friendly and sensitive organization.
So if you’re seeking advice, or just fancy a chat why not pop in.
Their double doors are always open !!

[apc2010]

I like my women like my whiskey .........


16 years old and mixed with coke ........

[Steve]

I wasn’t feeling very well so I went to my doctor.
Doctor: Are you eating a good diet?
Me: Yeah, I eat snooker balls.
Doctor: Snooker balls!!!
Me: Yeah, yesterday I ate three reds, two yellows and a black.
Today I’ve had a brown, four pinks and a blue.
Doctor: Well there’s your problem then. You’re not eating enough greens.

I'll get me coat.

[Barman]

I like my women like my whiskey .........


16 years old and mixed with coke ........

 

[Barman]

I wasn’t feeling very well so I went to my doctor.
Doctor: Are you eating a good diet?
Me: Yeah, I eat snooker balls.
Doctor: Snooker balls!!!
Me: Yeah, yesterday I ate three reds, two yellows and a black.
Today I’ve had a brown, four pinks and a blue.
Doctor: Well there’s your problem then. You’re not eating enough greens.

I'll get me coat.

*groans* 

[Just One More]

I walked past the house I grew up in today. I felt nostalgic so I knocked on the door and asked if I could have a look around for old times sake, but they told me to fuck off or they were calling the police. I didn’t even realise my parents still lived there.

[Barman]

I walked past the house I grew up in today. I felt nostalgic so I knocked on the door and asked if I could have a look around for old times sake, but they told me to fuck off or they were calling the police. I didn’t even realise my parents still lived there.

[Darwins Selection]

I walked past the house I grew up in today. I felt nostalgic so I knocked on the door and asked if I could have a look around for old times sake, but they told me to fuck off or they were calling the police. I didn’t even realise my parents still lived there.

[Steve]

I walked past the house I grew up in today. I felt nostalgic so I knocked on the door and asked if I could have a look around for old times sake, but they told me to fuck off or they were calling the police. I didn’t even realise my parents still lived there.

[apc2010]

I walked past the house I grew up in today. I felt nostalgic so I knocked on the door and asked if I could have a look around for old times sake, but they told me to fuck off or they were calling the police. I didn’t even realise my parents still lived there.

 

[Steve]

I went to Anger management and my therapist told me that a great way to let go of my anger is to write letters to the people I hate and then burn them.

I did that and I feel much better but I am wondering, do I still keep the letters?