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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #6240 on: October 14, 2020, 03:56:00 PM »
Last night the wife randomly started saying this:
"I was born in 1892 in Bloemfontein. I wrote The Hobbit and The Lord of The Rings..."

 She was Tolkien in her sleep!

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #6241 on: October 18, 2020, 10:07:11 AM »
When the inventor of Tupperware died,

His funeral was held up as they couldn't find the right lid for his coffin.
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #6242 on: October 18, 2020, 10:07:44 AM »
When the inventor of Tupperware died,

His funeral was held up as they couldn't find the right lid for his coffin.

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #6243 on: October 18, 2020, 12:30:52 PM »
When the inventor of Tupperware died,

His funeral was held up as they couldn't find the right lid for his coffin.

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #6244 on: October 18, 2020, 03:11:13 PM »
When the inventor of Tupperware died,

His funeral was held up as they couldn't find the right lid for his coffin.

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #6245 on: October 19, 2020, 06:46:55 PM »
A man went to the hospital to visit his mother-in-law, who was in serious condition.
On the way back the wife, very worried, asks: "So, honey? How's my mom doing?"
He replies: "She looks great! She is in good health! She will still live for many years!
Next week she will be released from the hospital and will come and live with us, forever!"
"Wow that's amazing!" - says the wife - "But this is very strange, dear... yesterday she seemed to be on her deathbed, the doctors said she should have a few days to live!"
"Well, I don't know how she was yesterday" - he replied - "But today when I arrived at the hospital, the doctor told me that we should prepare for the worst"
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #6246 on: October 19, 2020, 07:05:21 PM »
A man went to the hospital to visit his mother-in-law, who was in serious condition.
On the way back the wife, very worried, asks: "So, honey? How's my mom doing?"
He replies: "She looks great! She is in good health! She will still live for many years!
Next week she will be released from the hospital and will come and live with us, forever!"
"Wow that's amazing!" - says the wife - "But this is very strange, dear... yesterday she seemed to be on her deathbed, the doctors said she should have a few days to live!"
"Well, I don't know how she was yesterday" - he replied - "But today when I arrived at the hospital, the doctor told me that we should prepare for the worst"

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #6247 on: October 20, 2020, 06:58:03 AM »
I was playing chess with my friend this morning... He said, "lets make this more interesting.. "
So we stopped playing chess
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #6248 on: October 20, 2020, 08:38:02 AM »
I was playing chess with my friend this morning... He said, "lets make this more interesting.. "
So we stopped playing chess

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #6249 on: October 20, 2020, 09:39:19 AM »
I was playing chess with my friend this morning... He said, "lets make this more interesting.. "
So we stopped playing chess

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #6250 on: October 20, 2020, 01:38:01 PM »
I was playing chess with my friend this morning... He said, "lets make this more interesting.. "
So we stopped playing chess

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #6251 on: October 21, 2020, 01:50:32 PM »
As I was Walking Through The Cemetery I Saw A Man Kneeling By A Man's Grave
He Was Weeping And Saying "Why Did You Die? Why Did You Die?"
I Asked Him "Was He Your Father?"
He Shook his Head And Said "Why Did You Die? Why Did You Die?"
I Asked  "Was He Your Brother!"
He Shook his Head Again And Said "Why Did You Die?"
I Asked "Who Was He?"
He Replied "My Wife's First Husband"
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #6252 on: October 24, 2020, 07:08:54 PM »
BREAKING NEWS: Seven dinghies packed with refugees arrived on a beach at Weston-Super-Mare this morning. Government sources said they are being returned to Wales immediately.
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #6253 on: October 25, 2020, 09:18:17 AM »
BREAKING NEWS: Seven dinghies packed with refugees arrived on a beach at Weston-Super-Mare this morning. Government sources said they are being returned to Wales immediately.
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #6254 on: October 25, 2020, 10:14:45 AM »
BREAKING NEWS: Seven dinghies packed with refugees arrived on a beach at Weston-Super-Mare this morning. Government sources said they are being returned to Wales immediately.


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