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Offline Barman

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #6270 on: November 17, 2020, 03:58:24 PM »
Quote from: Darwins Selection on November 17, 2020, 03:21:30 PM
A burglar broke into the house of a Quaker in the middle of the night and started to rob it.

The Quaker heard the noise and went downstairs with his shotgun.

When he found the burglar he pointed his gun at him and said gently, "Friend, I mean thee no harm, but thou standest where I am about to shoot!"

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #6271 on: November 17, 2020, 03:59:17 PM »
Quote from: Nick on November 17, 2020, 03:43:55 PM
I love Quaker jokes

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They give you that warm glow thing...  cloud9:
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #6272 on: November 17, 2020, 04:13:11 PM »
I have a Twitter account that I have never used. I have 50 followers. It is like a Quaker meeting  angel1 angel1
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #6273 on: November 17, 2020, 04:15:10 PM »
Quote from: Barman on November 17, 2020, 03:59:17 PM
Quote from: Nick on November 17, 2020, 03:43:55 PM
I love Quaker jokes

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They give you that warm glow thing...  cloud9:

Wasn't that Ready Brek?  rubschin:
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #6274 on: November 17, 2020, 04:34:18 PM »
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #6275 on: November 17, 2020, 04:43:19 PM »
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #6276 on: November 17, 2020, 04:59:02 PM »
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #6277 on: November 17, 2020, 05:28:36 PM »
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #6278 on: November 17, 2020, 08:22:16 PM »
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #6279 on: November 17, 2020, 08:38:53 PM »
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #6280 on: November 18, 2020, 05:01:18 PM »
I'm sick of Christmas already..........


I work my fingers to the bone every year to earn enough money to buy my kids the expensive presents they want and what happens? That fat fucker with the beard gets all the credit....


Still,
it's my own fault for marrying her................
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #6281 on: November 18, 2020, 05:06:36 PM »
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #6282 on: November 18, 2020, 05:15:28 PM »
Quote from: apc2010 on November 18, 2020, 05:01:18 PM
I'm sick of Christmas already..........


I work my fingers to the bone every year to earn enough money to buy my kids the expensive presents they want and what happens? That fat fucker with the beard gets all the credit....


Still,
it's my own fault for marrying her................

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #6283 on: November 18, 2020, 05:32:03 PM »
Quote from: Barman on November 18, 2020, 05:15:28 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on November 18, 2020, 05:01:18 PM
I'm sick of Christmas already..........


I work my fingers to the bone every year to earn enough money to buy my kids the expensive presents they want and what happens? That fat fucker with the beard gets all the credit....


Still,
it's my own fault for marrying her................

happy001

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #6284 on: November 18, 2020, 10:11:01 PM »
Quote from: Steve on November 18, 2020, 05:32:03 PM
Quote from: Barman on November 18, 2020, 05:15:28 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on November 18, 2020, 05:01:18 PM
I'm sick of Christmas already..........


I work my fingers to the bone every year to earn enough money to buy my kids the expensive presents they want and what happens? That fat fucker with the beard gets all the credit....


Still,
it's my own fault for marrying her................

happy001

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lol: lol: lol:

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