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[Barman]

Had a spare few quid in my betting account the other day, put it all on tiger Woods first drive of 2021 to land in the rough,....

hope the bookies pay out........

There must be a load of "handicap" jokes too.....

 

[apc2010]

Had a spare few quid in my betting account the other day, put it all on tiger Woods first drive of 2021 to land in the rough,....

hope the bookies pay out........

There must be a load of "handicap" jokes too.....

 

I am not doing em ..still on FB ban ..   another jiggaboo or rasperberry joke ..will not be a good idea,...

[Steve]

Had a spare few quid in my betting account the other day, put it all on tiger Woods first drive of 2021 to land in the rough,....

hope the bookies pay out........

 

[Just One More]

Had a spare few quid in my betting account the other day, put it all on tiger Woods first drive of 2021 to land in the rough,....

hope the bookies pay out........

 

 

[Darwins Selection]

Had a spare few quid in my betting account the other day, put it all on tiger Woods first drive of 2021 to land in the rough,....

hope the bookies pay out........

 

 

[Steve]

[Just One More]

   

[Barman]

   

[Darwins Selection]

   

[Steve]

Paddy's in the pub talking to his mate, "Thanks to the new scale in the bathroom I can finally check how much I poop."
"Oh, I see," he replied, "So you're weighing yourself before and after and work out the difference."

"Ah. I guess that could work too."

[apc2010]

Paddy's in the pub talking to his mate, "Thanks to the new scale in the bathroom I can finally check how much I poop."
"Oh, I see," he replied, "So you're weighing yourself before and after and work out the difference."

"Ah. I guess that could work too."

 

[Barman]

Paddy's in the pub talking to his mate, "Thanks to the new scale in the bathroom I can finally check how much I poop."
"Oh, I see," he replied, "So you're weighing yourself before and after and work out the difference."

"Ah. I guess that could work too."

 

[Just One More]

Paddy's in the pub talking to his mate, "Thanks to the new scale in the bathroom I can finally check how much I poop."
"Oh, I see," he replied, "So you're weighing yourself before and after and work out the difference."

"Ah. I guess that could work too."

 

 

[Darwins Selection]

Paddy's in the pub talking to his mate, "Thanks to the new scale in the bathroom I can finally check how much I poop."
"Oh, I see," he replied, "So you're weighing yourself before and after and work out the difference."

"Ah. I guess that could work too."

 

 

[Steve]

Jimmy was going in to get circumcised...
he asked his Jewish pal if it was sore.....
"Sore ? ...I had it done at birth..I couldn’t walk for a year after it."