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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #6420 on: March 28, 2021, 12:09:43 PM »
I always thought 'Arse' would be a good name for an Elbow tribute band...  rubschin:
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #6421 on: March 28, 2021, 03:23:45 PM »
I always thought 'Arse' would be a good name for an Elbow tribute band...  rubschin:

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #6422 on: March 28, 2021, 03:29:45 PM »
I always thought 'Arse' would be a good name for an Elbow tribute band...  rubschin:

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #6423 on: March 28, 2021, 04:51:14 PM »
I always thought 'Arse' would be a good name for an Elbow tribute band...  rubschin:

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #6424 on: March 28, 2021, 04:56:15 PM »
The only way to pull off a lockdown afternoon 'quickie' with their 8-year old son in the apartment,
 was to send him out on the balcony with a Mars Bar and tell him to report on all the street activities.
He began his commentary as his parents put their plan into operation:
"There's a car being towed from the car park," he shouted.
"An ambulance just drove by!"
"Looks like the Andersons have company," he called out.
"Matt's out on his bike and his mum is telling him off"
"Looks as if the Sanders are going into full isolation!"
"Jason has had his skate board taken off him
After a few moments he announced, 'The Coopers are having sex!!"
Startled, his mum and dad shot up in bed!
Dad cautiously called out,
"How do you know they're having sex?"
"Jimmy Cooper is standing on his balcony with a Mars Bar".
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #6425 on: March 28, 2021, 06:52:12 PM »
The only way to pull off a lockdown afternoon 'quickie' with their 8-year old son in the apartment,
 was to send him out on the balcony with a Mars Bar and tell him to report on all the street activities.
He began his commentary as his parents put their plan into operation:
"There's a car being towed from the car park," he shouted.
"An ambulance just drove by!"
"Looks like the Andersons have company," he called out.
"Matt's out on his bike and his mum is telling him off"
"Looks as if the Sanders are going into full isolation!"
"Jason has had his skate board taken off him
After a few moments he announced, 'The Coopers are having sex!!"
Startled, his mum and dad shot up in bed!
Dad cautiously called out,
"How do you know they're having sex?"
"Jimmy Cooper is standing on his balcony with a Mars Bar".

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #6426 on: March 29, 2021, 09:55:14 AM »
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #6427 on: April 01, 2021, 08:49:20 PM »
My mate said he has just bought his wife a 24 carat gold vibrator for her birthday... eeek:




I think he must be going soft in his old age........................ noooo:

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #6428 on: April 01, 2021, 08:53:55 PM »
My mate said he has just bought his wife a 24 carat gold vibrator for her birthday... eeek:




I think he must be going soft in his old age........................ noooo:

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #6429 on: April 01, 2021, 09:13:20 PM »
My mate said he has just bought his wife a 24 carat gold vibrator for her birthday... eeek:




I think he must be going soft in his old age........................ noooo:

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #6430 on: April 02, 2021, 05:59:26 AM »
My mate said he has just bought his wife a 24 carat gold vibrator for her birthday... eeek:




I think he must be going soft in his old age........................ noooo:

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #6431 on: April 02, 2021, 11:08:15 AM »
My mate said he has just bought his wife a 24 carat gold vibrator for her birthday... eeek:




I think he must be going soft in his old age........................ noooo:

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #6432 on: April 04, 2021, 06:41:18 PM »
Well, whatever, nevermind

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #6433 on: April 04, 2021, 07:40:06 PM »
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