A Greek and an Irishman were sitting in a Starbucks one day comparing their two cultures.
Over a double latte, Alexandros mentions proudly: "We built the Parthenon, you may recall, along with the Temple of Apollo."
"Aye,” Paddy replies, “and it was the Irish that discovered the Summer and Winter Solstices."
"But it was the Greeks who gave birth to advanced mathematics", said Alexandros.
"Granted,” Paddy concedes, “but it was the Irish who built the first timepieces."
Knowing that he's about to deliver the coup de grace, Alexandros, the proud son of Athens points out with a note of finality:
"Keep in mind that it was the ancient Greeks who invented the notion of sex as a pleasurable activity!"
"Aye! True enough,” Paddy rebuked, "but it was the Irish who got women involved."
