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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #6690 on: March 20, 2022, 10:46:25 AM »
I bought my friend an elephant for his room.

He said, "Thanks!"

I said, "Don't mention it."
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #6691 on: March 20, 2022, 10:57:27 AM »
I bought my friend an elephant for his room.

He said, "Thanks!"

I said, "Don't mention it."

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #6692 on: March 20, 2022, 11:11:56 AM »
I bought my friend an elephant for his room.

He said, "Thanks!"

I said, "Don't mention it."

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #6693 on: March 20, 2022, 12:49:50 PM »
LiFe - It's an "F" in lie

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #6694 on: March 23, 2022, 04:24:01 PM »

March 2021: Not allowed to travel more than 5 miles.


March 2022: Can't afford to travel more than 5 miles.
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #6695 on: March 23, 2022, 10:36:00 PM »

March 2021: Not allowed to travel more than 5 miles.


March 2022: Can't afford to travel more than 5 miles.

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #6696 on: March 24, 2022, 05:46:59 AM »

March 2021: Not allowed to travel more than 5 miles.


March 2022: Can't afford to travel more than 5 miles.

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #6697 on: March 27, 2022, 09:41:46 AM »


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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #6698 on: March 27, 2022, 09:56:47 AM »
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #6699 on: March 27, 2022, 11:12:07 AM »



We do have a "Hat, coat" thread you know  ;)
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #6700 on: March 27, 2022, 11:32:42 AM »
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #6702 on: March 29, 2022, 05:49:20 AM »
Wish me luck in this year's London Marathon. I managed 3 hours, 12 minutes and 9 seconds last year.


This year I will try to beat that, but I usually get bored and turn over to watch something else.
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #6703 on: March 29, 2022, 09:55:54 AM »
Wish me luck in this year's London Marathon. I managed 3 hours, 12 minutes and 9 seconds last year.


This year I will try to beat that, but I usually get bored and turn over to watch something else.
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #6704 on: March 29, 2022, 02:11:42 PM »
A man goes in for an interview for a job as a TV news broadcaster. The interview went quite well but the trouble was he kept winking and stammering.
The interviewer said, "Although you have a lot of the qualities we're looking for, the fact that you keep winking and stammering disqualifies you."
"Oh, that's no problem," said the man. "If I take a couple of aspirin I stop winking and stammering for an hour."
"Show me," said the interviewer.
So the man reached into his pocket. Embarrassingly he pulled out loads of condoms of every variety - colored and everything before he found the packet of aspirin. He took the aspirin and soon talked perfectly and stopped winking.
The interviewer said, "That's amazing, but I don't think we could employ someone who'd be womanizing all over the country."
"Excuse me!" exclaimed the man, "I'm a happily married man, not a womanizer!"
"Well how do you explain all the condoms, then?" asked the interviewer.
The man replied, "Have you ever gone into a pharmacy, stammering and winking, and asked for a packet of aspirin?"
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