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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #6735 on: May 18, 2022, 04:49:32 PM »
Quote from: Steve on May 18, 2022, 03:30:14 PM
Pastor goes to the dentist for a set of false teeth.
The first Sunday after he gets his new teeth, he talks for only eight minutes.
The second Sunday, he talks for only ten minutes.
The following Sunday, he talks for 2 hours and 48 minutes.
The congregation had to mob him to get him down from the pulpit and they asked him what happened.
The Pastor explains the first Sunday his gums hurt so bad he couldn't talk for more than 8 minutes.
The second Sunday his gums hurt too much to talk for more than 10 minutes.
But, the third Sunday, he put his wife's teeth in by mistake and he couldn't shut up.

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #6736 on: May 18, 2022, 04:53:30 PM »
Quote from: Steve on May 18, 2022, 03:30:14 PM
Pastor goes to the dentist for a set of false teeth.
The first Sunday after he gets his new teeth, he talks for only eight minutes.
The second Sunday, he talks for only ten minutes.
The following Sunday, he talks for 2 hours and 48 minutes.
The congregation had to mob him to get him down from the pulpit and they asked him what happened.
The Pastor explains the first Sunday his gums hurt so bad he couldn't talk for more than 8 minutes.
The second Sunday his gums hurt too much to talk for more than 10 minutes.
But, the third Sunday, he put his wife's teeth in by mistake and he couldn't shut up.

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #6737 on: May 20, 2022, 02:27:24 PM »


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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #6738 on: May 20, 2022, 07:48:53 PM »
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #6739 on: May 21, 2022, 07:57:46 AM »
The government could save tax payers money spent on lollipop ladies/men or school crossing patrol people simply by moving all the schools to the other side of the road so that no kids need to cross...


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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #6740 on: May 21, 2022, 08:59:47 AM »
Quote from: Barman on May 21, 2022, 07:57:46 AM
The government could save tax payers money spent on lollipop ladies/men or school crossing patrol people simply by moving all the schools to the other side of the road so that no kids need to cross...


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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #6741 on: May 21, 2022, 09:23:46 AM »
Quote from: Steve on May 21, 2022, 08:59:47 AM
Quote from: Barman on May 21, 2022, 07:57:46 AM
The government could save tax payers money spent on lollipop ladies/men or school crossing patrol people simply by moving all the schools to the other side of the road so that no kids need to cross...


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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #6742 on: May 23, 2022, 10:33:22 AM »


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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #6743 on: May 24, 2022, 07:28:05 AM »
Anyone shocked by the irony that Tesla cars use DC for their main power source.

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #6744 on: May 24, 2022, 07:54:38 AM »
Quote from: Barman on May 24, 2022, 07:28:05 AM
Anyone shocked by the irony that Tesla cars use DC for their main power source.

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #6745 on: May 25, 2022, 07:13:26 PM »
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #6746 on: May 25, 2022, 07:21:21 PM »
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #6747 on: May 25, 2022, 08:26:39 PM »
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #6748 on: June 04, 2022, 06:05:11 AM »
Lots of towns have initials that are also abbreviations...


Take East Grinstead for example...
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #6749 on: June 04, 2022, 09:24:20 AM »
Quote from: Barman on June 04, 2022, 06:05:11 AM
Lots of towns have initials that are also abbreviations...


Take East Grinstead for example...
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