So I was walking down the street today when an elephant ran past me smashed the jewellery shop window sucked up all the rings and watches and ran off.
2 mins later the police were asking for witnesses.
I said "Officer I saw the whole thing but I don't think you will believe me!"
He said: "TRY ME SON!"
So I recanted what had just happened and he sighed and impatiently opened his notebook and filling out my statement asked me: "Was it an African elephant or Indian elephant?"
I said: "I don't know".
He said: "Did it have big ears? that's an African elephant or small ears? that's an Indian elephant?"
I said: "How am I supposed to know, it had a stocking over it's head!!!!!"
