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[Barman]

[Steve]

Ukraine surprised to discover Satnav on German tanks set to Paris

  you just know some idiots are going to believe that's true

But meantime 

[Barman]

[Barman]

This may be a long shot but does anyone know what a trebuchet is?

[Steve]

This may be a long shot but does anyone know what a trebuchet is?

[Barman]

I think an AFFS but it made I larf! 

[Steve]

I think an AFFS but it made I larf! 

      doesn't look like an Affs to me but what do I know

[Barman]

I bought a dog off a blacksmith yesterday.

I had it home for 20 minutes before it made a bolt for the door.

[Steve]

I bought a dog off a blacksmith yesterday.

I had it home for 20 minutes before it made a bolt for the door.

[Steve]

https://newsthump.com/2023/02/24/shortage-of-competent-ministers-sees-government-fill-the-cabinet-with-turnips/ 

'Due to the limited supply of ministers who know what they’re talking about, the UK government is to be replaced with small root vegetables.
With the UK electorate facing severely low stocks of high-quality government ministers, crates of turnips are being drafted in by Downing Street officials to help run the country.
“Turnips make an excellent substitute for Tory Cabinet ministers,” said Downing Street spokesman Simon Williams. . . . .

 . . . .“Turnips never lie. Turnips never evade tax nor hand out lucrative government contracts to their underqualified turnip mates.
“You’ll never see a turnip give an embarrassing and politically damaging interview on breakfast television or abandon its constituents to participate in a reality TV show.'

[Grumpmeister]

https://newsthump.com/2023/02/24/shortage-of-competent-ministers-sees-government-fill-the-cabinet-with-turnips/ 

'Due to the limited supply of ministers who know what they’re talking about, the UK government is to be replaced with small root vegetables.
With the UK electorate facing severely low stocks of high-quality government ministers, crates of turnips are being drafted in by Downing Street officials to help run the country.
“Turnips make an excellent substitute for Tory Cabinet ministers,” said Downing Street spokesman Simon Williams. . . . .

 . . . .“Turnips never lie. Turnips never evade tax nor hand out lucrative government contracts to their underqualified turnip mates.
“You’ll never see a turnip give an embarrassing and politically damaging interview on breakfast television or abandon its constituents to participate in a reality TV show.'

It's the start of Mr Darwin sir's plan for world domination I tells you.. 

[Nick]

https://offers.proudpatriots.com/order-584468961677548238931

[Steve]

https://offers.proudpatriots.com/order-584468961677548238931

[Steve]

I smell Affs but what the hell

[Steve]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6FwWmLQB61k