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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #6916 on: March 05, 2023, 02:51:31 PM »
Well, whatever, nevermind

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #6919 on: March 06, 2023, 02:25:16 PM »


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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #6920 on: March 06, 2023, 06:59:05 PM »
Agatha, the church gossip, and self-appointed monitor of the church's morals kept sticking her nose into other people's business. Several members did not approve of her extra-curricular activities but feared her enough to maintain their silence.
She made a mistake, however, when she accused George, a new member, of being an alcoholic after she saw his old pickup parked in front of the town's only bar one afternoon.
She emphatically told George (and several others) that everyone seeing it there would know what he was doing.
George, a man of few words, stared at her for a moment and just turned and walked away.
He didn't explain, defend, or deny. He said nothing.
Later that evening, George quietly parked his pickup in front of Mildred's house... walked home... and left it there all night.
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #6921 on: March 06, 2023, 07:23:42 PM »
Agatha, the church gossip, and self-appointed monitor of the church's morals kept sticking her nose into other people's business. Several members did not approve of her extra-curricular activities but feared her enough to maintain their silence.
She made a mistake, however, when she accused George, a new member, of being an alcoholic after she saw his old pickup parked in front of the town's only bar one afternoon.
She emphatically told George (and several others) that everyone seeing it there would know what he was doing.
George, a man of few words, stared at her for a moment and just turned and walked away.
He didn't explain, defend, or deny. He said nothing.
Later that evening, George quietly parked his pickup in front of Mildred's house... walked home... and left it there all night.

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #6922 on: March 08, 2023, 07:46:46 PM »
Apparently it's International Women's Day.  Thought this would help get the message across:



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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #6923 on: March 09, 2023, 05:31:50 AM »
Apparently it's International Women's Day.  Thought this would help get the message across:



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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #6924 on: March 09, 2023, 04:27:40 PM »
Well, whatever, nevermind

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #6925 on: March 09, 2023, 04:29:44 PM »
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #6926 on: March 10, 2023, 11:29:26 AM »
One for Miss D?

Once upon a time, in a land far away, a beautiful, independent, self-assured Princess happened upon a frog as she sat, contemplating ecological issues on the shores of an unpolluted pond in a verdant meadow near her castle.
The frog hopped into the Princess's lap and said:
"Elegant Lady, I was once a handsome Prince, until an evil witch cast a spell upon me. One kiss from you, however, and I will turn back into the dapper, young Prince that I am and then, my sweet, we can marry and set up housekeeping in your castle with my mother, where you can prepare my meals, clean my clothes, bear my children, and forever feel grateful and happy doing so."
That night, as the Princess dined sumptuously on lightly sauteed frog legs seasoned in a white wine and onion cream sauce, she chuckled and thought to herself:
I don't bloody think so.
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #6927 on: March 13, 2023, 05:41:39 PM »
 At the end of the workday, one cowboy tells another, "That new bull nearly did me in today, pardner."
"Oh yeah, what happened?" asked the other cowboy.
"I was putting out the feed when the sucker came charging at me like a locomotive from hell. He damn near got me!" replied the first cowboy.
"So, how'd you get away?" asked the other cowboy.
"The bull kept slipping. He slipped three times, and that gave me a chance to make it to the fence and jump over," replied the first cowboy.
"Man, that's scary! If it'd been me, I would probably have crapped all over the place," remarked the second cowboy.
The first cowboy replied, "I DID! What do you think that bull was slipping in?"
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