Maria was a 19-year-old maid who wanted a pay rise. She wasn't well paid, so one day she asked her Boss, Mrs. Darcy for a pay rise. Mrs.Darcy was annoyed about this and asked, ''Now Maria, why do you want a pay rise?"
''The 1st is that I Iron Better than you", says Maria.
Mrs. Darcy says, you Iron Better than me?''
Maria answers, "Yes I do, Your Husband told me .''
"The 2nd reason is That I cook Better than you.''
Mrs. Darcy Scoffs ''Nonsense, Who said you were a better cook than me?"
Maria Answers, "Your Husband did.''
Maria then says ''My third reason is that I am better than you in bed."
Mrs.Darcy Demands angrily, ''Did my Husband say that too?"
Maria smiles and says.''No Senora, the gardener did, I would like that pay rise now.''
