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[Steve]

Find out if anyone on the beach has been stung by a jellyfish by pissing on them and seeing if they say thanks...

[Barman]

I'm scared of negative numbers and I will stop at nothing to avoid them

[Steve]

I'm scared of negative numbers and I will stop at nothing to avoid them

[apc2010]

29th Feb. The only day a man doesn't want to have a woman kneeling in front of him…….

[Barman]

29th Feb. The only day a man doesn't want to have a woman kneeling in front of him…….

 

[Barman]

I am giving up past tense for lend.

[Steve]

I am giving up past tense for lend.

[Nick]

Friends in London have a teenage daughter. She turned 15 this week and wanted a party. At their house. They are pretty relaxed about these things and said she could and that they would go out for the evening.

They returned about ll and all seemed well. A girl came down the stairs carrying a carrier bag. Another girl said to her, “Is that your vomit?”

The girl with the bag said, “Yes. I am taking it home.”

 

How well brought up do you have to be to do that?

[Barman]

Friends in London have a teenage daughter. She turned 15 this week and wanted a party. At their house. They are pretty relaxed about these things and said she could and that they would go out for the evening.

They returned about ll and all seemed well. A girl came down the stairs carrying a carrier bag. Another girl said to her, “Is that your vomit?”

The girl with the bag said, “Yes. I am taking it home.”

 

How well brought up do you have to be to do that?

 

[Steve]

Friends in London have a teenage daughter. She turned 15 this week and wanted a party. At their house. They are pretty relaxed about these things and said she could and that they would go out for the evening.

They returned about ll and all seemed well. A girl came down the stairs carrying a carrier bag. Another girl said to her, “Is that your vomit?”

The girl with the bag said, “Yes. I am taking it home.”

 

How well brought up do you have to be to do that?

 

[Barman]

Well, not the inbox, The Telegraph...

[Steve]

Well, not the inbox, The Telegraph...

[apc2010]

Friends in London have a teenage daughter. She turned 15 this week and wanted a party. At their house. They are pretty relaxed about these things and said she could and that they would go out for the evening.

They returned about ll and all seemed well. A girl came down the stairs carrying a carrier bag. Another girl said to her, “Is that your vomit?”

The girl with the bag said, “Yes. I am taking it home.”

 

How well brought up do you have to be to do that?

 

[apc2010]

Struggling to get a costume together for world book day? Why not self publish a childrens ebook about a child that dresses exactly like your child does.…….

[Steve]

Struggling to get a costume together for world book day? Why not self publish a childrens ebook about a child that dresses exactly like your child does.…….