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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #7215 on: July 10, 2024, 11:13:57 AM »
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #7216 on: July 10, 2024, 05:53:39 PM »
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #7217 on: July 14, 2024, 09:44:01 AM »
A contact of mine has 2 tickets for the England v Spain Euro Final on Sunday!

 He paid £360 each, including flights but he didn't realise when he bought them months ago that it was going to be the same day as his wedding. 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

 If you're interested, he is looking for someone to take his place.

 It's at Poole Registry Office, at 3pm.

 The bride's name is Sarah, she's 5'7" & quite attractive.

 Come on England! 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 ⚽️
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #7218 on: July 14, 2024, 09:49:17 AM »


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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #7219 on: July 14, 2024, 12:33:49 PM »
A contact of mine has 2 tickets for the England v Spain Euro Final on Sunday!

 He paid £360 each, including flights but he didn't realise when he bought them months ago that it was going to be the same day as his wedding. 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

 If you're interested, he is looking for someone to take his place.

 It's at Poole Registry Office, at 3pm.

 The bride's name is Sarah, she's 5'7" & quite attractive.

 Come on England! 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 ⚽️

 ;D

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #7220 on: July 14, 2024, 12:34:06 PM »
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #7221 on: July 14, 2024, 01:11:14 PM »
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #7222 on: July 14, 2024, 01:14:33 PM »


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« Reply #7223 on: July 14, 2024, 03:06:31 PM »
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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #7224 on: July 14, 2024, 04:53:43 PM »
The secret service missed a golden opportunity to say........Donald Duck…… redface:

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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #7225 on: August 01, 2024, 11:05:22 PM »
Save £££s paying for Olympic boxing tickets to watch an Algerian man beat up a European woman by just walking around Paris and seeing it for free.….. Shocked:

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« Reply #7226 on: August 02, 2024, 05:32:41 AM »
Save £££s paying for Olympic boxing tickets to watch an Algerian man beat up a European woman by just walking around Paris and seeing it for free.….. Shocked:


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Re: Fresh from the Inbox
« Reply #7229 on: September 04, 2024, 09:28:36 AM »
A bloke is walking round town when he sees a pub with a sign advertising "All the Lager You Can Drink for 50p!" He thinks that's a brilliant deal so he goes in, sits down, hands the barman 50p and asks for a Fosters.

"Coming right up" says the barman as he pulls out a tiny shot glass and fills it up halfway. The man is stunned. "What the hell is this?" he asks.

"That's all the lager you can drink for 50p."
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