Snow White, Superman and Pinocchio are out for a walk in town.
They come across a fair and see a sign “Most beautiful woman in the world contest” Snow White says “I’m in!”. She comes out half an hour later. They say to her “How did you do?” “First place!” she says.
Further on they see “Strongest man in the world contest”. “Watch this” says Superman. He comes back half an hour later. “How did you do?” they say, “First place!” he smiles.
Next door is a booth “Greatest Liar in the World contest”. “This is mine!” says Pinocchio. Half an our later he come out bawling his head off. “What happened?” they ask. He screams “Who the hell is Rachel Reeves?!”
