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Re: 'Phone goosed.
« Reply #60 on: July 23, 2010, 04:07:04 PM »
Wait for the tales of woe as Growler tries to work out how to use it like  noooo:
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Re: 'Phone goosed.
« Reply #61 on: July 23, 2010, 04:09:10 PM »
The van's arrived.  I've sent him back with the Z600 duly dis-assembled with all components bubble wrapped and the transit bolts tightened.

It's amazing how many parts there are to a mobile phone if you take it all to pieces, like  rubschin:

Almost as many as a me'mi  whistle:
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Re: 'Phone goosed.
« Reply #62 on: July 23, 2010, 04:37:36 PM »
The van's arrived.  I've sent him back with the Z600 duly dis-assembled with all components bubble wrapped and the transit bolts tightened.

It's amazing how many parts there are to a mobile phone if you take it all to pieces, like  rubschin:

Pastis disassembles phone ~ stage 1:




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Re: 'Phone goosed.
« Reply #63 on: July 23, 2010, 04:43:10 PM »
The van's arrived.  I've sent him back with the Z600 duly dis-assembled with all components bubble wrapped and the transit bolts tightened.

It's amazing how many parts there are to a mobile phone if you take it all to pieces, like  rubschin:

Pastis disassembles phone ~ stage 1:





Stage 2:


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Re: 'Phone goosed.
« Reply #64 on: July 23, 2010, 04:48:30 PM »
I am sure Growler's paws are trembling with excitement.
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Re: 'Phone goosed.
« Reply #65 on: July 23, 2010, 04:50:08 PM »
The van's arrived.  I've sent him back with the Z600 duly dis-assembled with all components bubble wrapped and the transit bolts tightened.

It's amazing how many parts there are to a mobile phone if you take it all to pieces, like  rubschin:

Can't come soon enough Pasty. This 'phones' battery is goosed. Only getting a day and an 'arf out of it now. ::)

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Re: 'Phone goosed.
« Reply #66 on: July 23, 2010, 04:51:31 PM »
I am sure Growler's paws are trembling with excitement.

No. I don't tremble, and I don't get excited about ANYTHING, EVER. noooo:

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Re: 'Phone goosed.
« Reply #67 on: July 23, 2010, 04:55:44 PM »
You can get little blue pills to help  lol:
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Re: 'Phone goosed.
« Reply #68 on: July 23, 2010, 05:00:11 PM »
You can get little blue pills to help  lol:

Don't do drugs either.
I am clean and 'olesum....apart from me rollies.

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Re: 'Phone goosed.
« Reply #69 on: July 23, 2010, 05:01:01 PM »
You can get little blue pills to help  lol:

Don't do drugs either.
I am clean and 'olesum....apart from me trollies.
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Re: 'Phone goosed.
« Reply #70 on: July 23, 2010, 05:02:56 PM »
You can get little blue pills to help  lol:

Got grabbed and snogged this avvy in the offy, by some wuman that claims she knows me from the past.
I said I'd never seen her in me life but she could snog me again if she really felt the need to like. So she did.  eeek:
Full 'smacker' on the gob too, not just a peck on the cheek jobby. cloud9:

I do seem to have this laid back friendly cheeky couldn't give a jot manner that they seem to like like. Most odd. confused:
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Re: 'Phone goosed.
« Reply #71 on: July 23, 2010, 05:06:35 PM »
....and no, she wasn't the local alcho either, and she was mature...ish, but actually quite fit tbh. eyes:

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Re: 'Phone goosed.
« Reply #72 on: July 23, 2010, 05:09:46 PM »
I take it you have discussed all this with Mrs G and the "peering into the VP secretly" cubs  whistle:
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Re: 'Phone goosed.
« Reply #73 on: July 23, 2010, 05:12:50 PM »
I take it you have discussed all this with Mrs G and the "peering into the VP secretly" cubs  whistle:

No. Good point noted. scared2:


  rubschin: Nah, stuff it. Don't give a jot tbqath. No secrets with me.

Me 'ut in the woods  cloud9: may well be beckoning sooner now. Sweeeeet as a nut. cloud9:

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Re: 'Phone goosed.
« Reply #74 on: July 23, 2010, 05:15:25 PM »
I take it you have discussed all this with Mrs G and the "peering into the VP secretly" cubs  whistle:

Any'ow. I was grabbed, NOT the other way 'round.
Not my fault I'm so attractive to the wimmins is it ey? noooo:
Even I don't understand it.  Shrugs:

Remember the air pump incident? whistle: