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Skool reports
« on: July 16, 2010, 08:27:22 AM »
It's that time of year again. Any gems to share, either those of your cubs/puppies etc. or your own?

Only one I can recall was: "His work in class bears no relation whatever to his exam results, which sadly are always excellent."  redface:
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Re: Skool reports
« Reply #1 on: July 16, 2010, 10:29:02 AM »
Haven't received the Brat's yet  rubschin:

I can provide a predictive executive summary  : she needs to have her jaw wired to stop her talking  whistle:
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« Reply #2 on: July 16, 2010, 10:32:01 AM »
SHe takes after you?
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« Reply #3 on: July 16, 2010, 01:39:56 PM »
Mine always said "must try harder"....  noooo:
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« Reply #4 on: July 16, 2010, 01:40:32 PM »
Was LL your teecher?
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« Reply #5 on: July 16, 2010, 01:42:41 PM »
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Re: Skool reports
« Reply #6 on: July 16, 2010, 05:33:08 PM »
Quote from: Barman on July 16, 2010, 01:39:56 PM
Mine always said "must try harder"....  noooo:

You had Mirs Wordsworth too  redface:

Also... if JOM paid as much attention to his work as he did trying to make his friends laugh he would be a far better pupil
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Re: Skool reports
« Reply #7 on: July 16, 2010, 05:34:01 PM »
Quote from: Just One More on July 16, 2010, 05:33:08 PM
Quote from: Barman on July 16, 2010, 01:39:56 PM
Mine always said "must try harder"....  noooo:

You had Mirs Wordsworth too  redface:
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« Reply #8 on: July 16, 2010, 05:35:27 PM »
 Banghead  She was a near 60yr old short fearsome yorkshire woman

However, Miss Lynch our french teacher was lusted after by many. She use to wear the shortest of mini-skirts. I wish I had a £1 for every pen or pencil that was dropped on the floor in her lessons  redface:
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« Reply #9 on: July 16, 2010, 07:13:34 PM »
Mrs. Heightman...  Drool:
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Re: Skool reports
« Reply #10 on: July 16, 2010, 07:16:49 PM »
"Disruprive influence in class"

To be fair I'd just done my computer course and had offered to help in the computer module for my social care course. The lecturer was a tad intimidated for some reason...  whistle:
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« Reply #11 on: July 16, 2010, 07:19:11 PM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 16, 2010, 07:16:49 PM
"Disruprive influence in class"

To be fair I'd just done my computer course and had offered to help in the computer module for my social care course. The lecturer was a tad intimidated for some reason...  whistle:

You had computers at school!  point:
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« Reply #12 on: July 16, 2010, 07:23:47 PM »
Well stone tablets and papyrus were a tad behind the times old boy.  whistle:
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Re: Skool reports
« Reply #13 on: July 16, 2010, 08:40:19 PM »
A comment written by the Chaplain at the end of one of my early Religious Instruction essays:

SPHEROIDS !!

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Re: Skool reports
« Reply #14 on: July 16, 2010, 09:02:17 PM »
Quote from: Just One More on July 16, 2010, 05:35:27 PM
Banghead  She was a near 60yr old short fearsome yorkshire woman

However, Miss Lynch our french teacher was lusted after by many. She use to wear the shortest of mini-skirts. I wish I had a £1 for every pen or pencil that was dropped on the floor in her lessons  redface:

Why were the French teachers always delicious? Ours was very very  tasty eyes:
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