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Offline Pirate

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Re: Skool reports
« Reply #15 on: July 16, 2010, 09:06:08 PM »
We had a monk that taught RI. His name was Brother Ken. He once wrote on my report. "The evil that men do lives after them, the good is oft interred with their bones"  scared2:
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Re: Skool reports
« Reply #16 on: July 16, 2010, 09:10:28 PM »
Quote from: Pirate on July 16, 2010, 09:02:17 PM
Quote from: Just One More on July 16, 2010, 05:35:27 PM
Banghead  She was a near 60yr old short fearsome yorkshire woman

However, Miss Lynch our french teacher was lusted after by many. She use to wear the shortest of mini-skirts. I wish I had a £1 for every pen or pencil that was dropped on the floor in her lessons  redface:

Why were the French teachers always delicious? Ours was very very  tasty eyes:

Ours wasn't. He was elderly, had a crew cut and had served in the Foreign Legion  eeek:    scared2:

That said, the chemistry teacher's  Norwegian au pair ...  eyes:
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Re: Skool reports
« Reply #17 on: July 16, 2010, 09:19:38 PM »
To be honest, the tasty one was in our second year (dont know what that is now, year 8 prolly  Shrugs:) The last one we had was a male aged about 40, with long dark greasy hair and stank of garlic. He would only speak French...We were an all boy school, perhaps the girls would have liked him...
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Re: Skool reports
« Reply #18 on: July 16, 2010, 09:26:56 PM »
I just checked what mine said  ( yes I still have them  redface: )

"Miss D is an excellent student in every way . Miss D deserves to succeed in all she attempts . I wish her well "

This was from my form teacher ...the perv ...I should have known then  noooo:


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Re: Skool reports
« Reply #19 on: July 17, 2010, 04:37:42 PM »
My reports always said could try harder..and easily distracted...mmmmm point:

Thank god my kids never got my brains....my darling son just got a 1st Class degree in mathematics from university of warwick....so proud.we off to his graduation ceremony on Monday - so tg on his best behavior as we are mixing with the posh!!!!  cloud9:
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Re: Skool reports
« Reply #20 on: July 17, 2010, 04:47:16 PM »
That is good. Warwick is a good university and Maths is hard werk. Well done the boy.
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Re: Skool reports
« Reply #21 on: July 17, 2010, 06:36:27 PM »
My niece goes to Warwick University. She's in the Pole Dance Society  eeek:
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Re: Skool reports
« Reply #22 on: July 17, 2010, 06:54:00 PM »
I went to Cambridge ......................Bought a tie (Goon Show c1956)
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Re: Skool reports
« Reply #23 on: July 17, 2010, 09:48:11 PM »
Quote from: Just One More on July 17, 2010, 06:36:27 PM
My niece goes to Warwick University. She's in the Pole Dance Society  eeek:

Don't worry JOM, it's probably Mazurkas and Polkas ...     noooo:
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Re: Skool reports
« Reply #24 on: July 18, 2010, 04:27:37 AM »
Quote from: Pastis on July 17, 2010, 09:48:11 PM
Quote from: Just One More on July 17, 2010, 06:36:27 PM
My niece goes to Warwick University. She's in the Pole Dance Society  eeek:

Don't worry JOM, it's probably Mazurkas and Polkas ...     noooo:

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Re: Skool reports
« Reply #25 on: July 18, 2010, 09:25:16 AM »
Quote from: Nick on July 17, 2010, 04:47:16 PM
That is good. Warwick is a good university and Maths is hard werk. Well done the boy.

Thanks for that...he certainly worked hard...he now off to do a phd at Lancaster...in statisics and operational research..... tunble:
(gets paid for this one though!)
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Re: Skool reports
« Reply #26 on: July 18, 2010, 09:58:27 AM »
1st class degree in mathematics.... eeek: eeek: eeek:

Phd in statistics and operational research  eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek:

Was he ever let out of the basement as a child ?  lol:
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Re: Skool reports
« Reply #27 on: November 25, 2011, 04:03:12 PM »
Have just unearthed the Boy's latest:

"The Boy continues to baffle and frustrate the Art department" eeek:
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Re: Skool reports
« Reply #28 on: November 25, 2011, 04:06:25 PM »
Quote from: Nick (GC First class) on November 25, 2011, 04:03:12 PM
Have just unearthed the Boy's latest:

"The Boy continues to baffle and frustrate the Art department" eeek:

Picasso's probably said something similar.

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Re: Skool reports
« Reply #29 on: November 25, 2011, 04:13:52 PM »
Quote from: Nick (GC First class) on November 25, 2011, 04:03:12 PM
Have just unearthed the Boy's latest:

"The Boy continues to baffle and frustrate the Art department" eeek:

NVIDIA: Adam & Jamie draw a MONA LISA in 80 milliseconds!

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