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Offline Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)

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Oh dear
« on: July 17, 2010, 11:01:44 AM »
I have conjunk conjunctavitiz  a sore eye.  It bloody hurts and I can't see properly. evil: 8)
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Re: Oh dear
« Reply #1 on: July 17, 2010, 11:03:45 AM »
Praps Pirate can lend you a patch.
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Re: Oh dear
« Reply #2 on: July 17, 2010, 11:04:34 AM »
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Those dusty keyholes.
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Re: Oh dear
« Reply #3 on: July 17, 2010, 11:09:37 AM »
Quote from: Miss Creant on July 17, 2010, 11:01:44 AM
I have conjunk conjunctavitiz  a sore eye.  It bloody hurts and I can't see properly. evil: 8)

Should you be trying to read our old shite then...?  rubschin:
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Re: Oh dear
« Reply #4 on: July 17, 2010, 11:57:33 AM »
Quote from: Miss Creant on July 17, 2010, 11:01:44 AM
I have conjunk conjunctavitiz  a sore eye.  It bloody hurts and I can't see properly. evil: 8)


Try putting your lenses in the other eye  whistle:



(Mrs S#2 has been known to have this problem)
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Re: Oh dear
« Reply #5 on: July 17, 2010, 12:43:47 PM »
That's not the prob Snoops, no lenses today can't get them past the pus. redface: sad32:
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Re: Oh dear
« Reply #6 on: July 17, 2010, 01:00:28 PM »
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Re: Oh dear
« Reply #7 on: July 17, 2010, 01:02:58 PM »
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Re: Oh dear
« Reply #8 on: July 17, 2010, 01:07:28 PM »
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Re: Oh dear
« Reply #9 on: July 17, 2010, 04:37:34 PM »
Oh dear indeed then ~ just bathe the eye in warm water regularly and if it persists go to doctor or even A&E. You only get one pair of eyes.
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Re: Oh dear
« Reply #10 on: July 17, 2010, 05:01:04 PM »
Ouch ... poor Miss C  happy100

Gooky eyes are horrible  noooo:. 

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Re: Oh dear
« Reply #11 on: July 17, 2010, 06:24:10 PM »
I was taking the rear windscreen out of a car along time ago in another life. You had to push the rubber surround out of the apature with a screwdriver. Damned screwdriver slipped and poked me in the eye. The white bit luckily, but still needed three stitches in the eyeball. Didn't feel anything because they injected the eye to deaden it. Could still see it though, and feel it it as they tugged the suture tight...
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Re: Oh dear
« Reply #12 on: July 17, 2010, 07:11:51 PM »
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I'm glad I read that AFTER I took the screen out of the Mini today....  noooo:
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Re: Oh dear
« Reply #13 on: July 17, 2010, 07:16:19 PM »
Quote from: Pirate on July 17, 2010, 06:24:10 PM
I was taking the rear windscreen out of a car along time ago in another life. You had to push the rubber surround out of the apature with a screwdriver. Damned screwdriver slipped and poked me in the eye. The white bit luckily, but still needed three stitches in the eyeball. Didn't feel anything because they injected the eye to deaden it. Could still see it though, and feel it it as they tugged the suture tight...

Grim for deffo  noooo:
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Re: Oh dear
« Reply #14 on: July 17, 2010, 07:22:14 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on July 17, 2010, 04:37:34 PM
You only get one pair of eyes.

I went to have mine tested today. £21.95 for the test, I need new lenses, they're varifocal, reactive with anti-glare, "the best price I can do is £227", he said,  eeek: "would you like to look at new frames too". Not a bloody chance, these'll do

I went to four other opticians, they ranged from £239 to £445. I shall be looking on the web tonight
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