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Re: Are you born clumsy ?
« Reply #15 on: July 18, 2010, 05:50:53 PM »
As the Snoopy family now olny too well The Boy is a sinner. His domestic nickname is Mr Banger. WHen challenged he responds, "The name is Banger, Porkington Banger"  noooo:
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Re: Are you born clumsy ?
« Reply #16 on: July 18, 2010, 06:29:03 PM »
Quote from: Barman on July 18, 2010, 11:50:38 AM
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Re: Are you born clumsy ?
« Reply #17 on: July 18, 2010, 06:40:42 PM »
I was branded early for being clumsy on the grounds of being a south paw, cack-handed. Just like your uncle they said; stirring your tea the wrong way round  ::)

Absolute bollocks IMHO of course  angel1  and I'm not clumsy at all.

I think the nub of the problem is lack of concentration, which can become a habitual pattern. Break the pattern, re-train the action. Sorted.  8)
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Re: Are you born clumsy ?
« Reply #18 on: July 18, 2010, 06:42:40 PM »
Or live on your own  whistle:
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Re: Are you born clumsy ?
« Reply #19 on: July 18, 2010, 06:44:27 PM »
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Re: Are you born clumsy ?
« Reply #20 on: July 18, 2010, 06:45:53 PM »
Quote from: Pastis on July 18, 2010, 06:40:42 PM
I was branded early for being clumsy on the grounds of being a south paw, cack-handed. Just like your uncle they said; stirring your tea the wrong way round  ::)

Absolute bollocks IMHO of course  angel1  and I'm not clumsy at all.

I think the nub of the problem is lack of concentration, which can become a habitual pattern. Break the pattern, re-train the action. Sorted.  8)

Left handedness can be a prob. Is the Brat?
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Re: Are you born clumsy ?
« Reply #21 on: July 18, 2010, 06:46:54 PM »
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Re: Are you born clumsy ?
« Reply #22 on: July 18, 2010, 06:48:14 PM »
I am thinking of getting a cat, (a boy cat, of course)
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Re: Are you born clumsy ?
« Reply #23 on: July 18, 2010, 06:49:13 PM »
Quote from: Nick on July 18, 2010, 06:48:14 PM
I am thinking of getting a cat, (a boy cat, of course)

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Re: Are you born clumsy ?
« Reply #24 on: July 18, 2010, 06:56:11 PM »
Quote from: Nick on July 18, 2010, 06:48:14 PM
I am thinking of getting a cat, (a boy cat, of course)

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Re: Are you born clumsy ?
« Reply #25 on: July 18, 2010, 06:57:47 PM »
Quote from: Nick on July 18, 2010, 06:45:53 PM
Quote from: Pastis on July 18, 2010, 06:40:42 PM
I was branded early for being clumsy on the grounds of being a south paw, cack-handed. Just like your uncle they said; stirring your tea the wrong way round  ::)

Absolute bollocks IMHO of course  angel1  and I'm not clumsy at all.

I think the nub of the problem is lack of concentration, which can become a habitual pattern. Break the pattern, re-train the action. Sorted.  8)

Left handedness can be a prob. Is the Brat?

No - she just has 4 hooves
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Re: Are you born clumsy ?
« Reply #26 on: July 18, 2010, 06:58:04 PM »
 lol: lol: lol:

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Re: Are you born clumsy ?
« Reply #27 on: July 18, 2010, 08:02:09 PM »
The Brat has just gone to retrieve a drink she had placed in the fridge earlier.

Yep you guessed it ..the manoeuvre of closing the fridge door and holding onto her drink proved too difficult

The contents of the drink have spilled into my handbag which was located just by the fridge  evil: evil: evil: evil: evil:

I think it would be easier just to keep her in the attic on a chain  eveilgrin:
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Re: Are you born clumsy ?
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Re: Are you born clumsy ?
« Reply #29 on: July 18, 2010, 08:11:16 PM »
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