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Offline Pirate

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Re: Are you born clumsy ?
« Reply #30 on: July 18, 2010, 08:45:52 PM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on July 18, 2010, 08:02:09 PM
The Brat has just gone to retrieve a drink she had placed in the fridge earlier.

Yep you guessed it ..the manoeuvre of closing the fridge door and holding onto her drink proved too difficult

The contents of the drink have spilled into my handbag which was located just by the fridge  evil: evil: evil: evil: evil:

I think it would be easier just to keep her in the attic on a chain  eveilgrin:

Your fault of course...what a silly place to leave a handbag! ::)
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Offline Miss Demeanour

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Re: Are you born clumsy ?
« Reply #31 on: July 18, 2010, 09:38:47 PM »
It's the same place I always leave it....where should a girl leave her bag ?
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Re: Are you born clumsy ?
« Reply #32 on: July 18, 2010, 11:03:23 PM »
Mrs JOM leaves her by the fridge too  confused:
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Re: Are you born clumsy ?
« Reply #33 on: July 18, 2010, 11:18:15 PM »
I hang mine either on the kitchen door or on a dining chair.
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Re: Are you born clumsy ?
« Reply #34 on: July 19, 2010, 05:32:56 AM »
Quote from: Miss Creant on July 18, 2010, 11:18:15 PM
I hang mine either on the kitchen door or on a dining chair.

Mrs JOM is a bit too tall for that, I'd prolly have to use the beam in the ceiling  redface:
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Re: Are you born clumsy ?
« Reply #35 on: July 19, 2010, 05:42:50 AM »
I wonder where Nick keeps his Manbag...?  rubschin:
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Re: Are you born clumsy ?
« Reply #36 on: July 19, 2010, 05:51:05 AM »
Quote from: Barman on July 19, 2010, 05:42:50 AM
I wonder where Nick keeps his Manbag...?  rubschin:

He'll be safe if he takes it in the prison won't he?  rubschin:
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Re: Are you born clumsy ?
« Reply #37 on: July 19, 2010, 05:58:11 AM »
Quote from: Just One More on July 19, 2010, 05:51:05 AM
Quote from: Barman on July 19, 2010, 05:42:50 AM
I wonder where Nick keeps his Manbag...?  rubschin:

He'll be safe if he takes it in the prison won't he?  rubschin:

Oh yes...  lol:
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Re: Are you born clumsy ?
« Reply #38 on: July 19, 2010, 08:46:28 AM »
I've just poured stale milk all over me cornflakes. ::)
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Re: Are you born clumsy ?
« Reply #39 on: July 19, 2010, 08:52:08 AM »
I've been using Marvel for the past week... saves throwing milk away all the time and much less spillage!  lol:
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Re: Are you born clumsy ?
« Reply #40 on: July 19, 2010, 08:52:55 AM »
Quote from: GROWLER on July 19, 2010, 08:46:28 AM
I've just poured stale milk all over me cornflakes. ::)

Don't you sniff before pouring?

Always a wise move and guaranteed to get a shout of "It was fresh yesterday".
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Re: Are you born clumsy ?
« Reply #41 on: July 19, 2010, 08:54:06 AM »
Cornflakes  sick2:

Breakfast Cereals in general  sick2: sick2:

Breakfast Cereals with "Clusters"  sick2: sick2: sick2:
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Re: Are you born clumsy ?
« Reply #42 on: July 19, 2010, 02:58:43 PM »
I love me cereals  cloud9:  - not coco pops / rocks and any of that nonsense though  noooo:
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Re: Are you born clumsy ?
« Reply #43 on: July 19, 2010, 03:22:10 PM »
Quote from: Darwins Selection on July 19, 2010, 08:52:55 AM
Quote from: GROWLER on July 19, 2010, 08:46:28 AM
I've just poured stale milk all over me cornflakes. ::)

Don't you sniff before pouring?

Always a wise move and guaranteed to get a shout of "It was fresh yesterday".

That's a bit scary if you live on your own. scared2:
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Re: Are you born clumsy ?
« Reply #44 on: July 19, 2010, 03:26:47 PM »
Actually I'm not sure if it is the breakfast cereal or the milk that I dislike but whichever I seldom consume either for breakfast.

DS meanwhile is right ~ I never take milk out of the fridge without sniffing it and the cry of "It was fresh yesterday" always rings out ..... or it did until I asked one morning "So you milked the fecking cow did you or are you telling me that was the day you bought it?"
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