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Offline Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)

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Re: Are you born clumsy ?
« Reply #60 on: August 26, 2012, 09:16:55 PM »
It must be National Clumsy Day. Party001: Party001: Party001:  Ooops there goes the Ming vase.
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Re: Are you born clumsy ?
« Reply #61 on: August 27, 2012, 07:41:42 AM »
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on August 26, 2012, 03:13:57 PM
I fell in the canal this afternoon  redface:

Now the inside of my car is wet  evil:

Nick, if were anyone else, I'd suspect a collapso overdose, however, in "Nick World" . . . .

 noooo:
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Offline Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)

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Re: Are you born clumsy ?
« Reply #62 on: August 27, 2012, 12:15:29 PM »
I should have known that me a wallpaper steamer a wallpaper scraper and a step up ladder was not a good combination. noooo: sad24:
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Re: Are you born clumsy ?
« Reply #63 on: August 27, 2012, 12:17:39 PM »
Quote from: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on August 27, 2012, 12:15:29 PM
I should have known that me a wallpaper steamer a wallpaper scraper and a step up ladder was not a good combination. noooo: sad24:

Did you fall in the canal....?  noooo:
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Re: Are you born clumsy ?
« Reply #64 on: August 27, 2012, 04:40:59 PM »
Quote from: Barman on August 27, 2012, 12:17:39 PM
Quote from: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on August 27, 2012, 12:15:29 PM
I should have known that me a wallpaper steamer a wallpaper scraper and a step up ladder was not a good combination. noooo: sad24:

Did you fall in the canal....?  noooo:

Nooo! That was Nick! Do keep up!     ::)
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Re: Are you born clumsy ?
« Reply #65 on: August 27, 2012, 04:52:01 PM »
I ackchooly tripped over my shoelace  redface:  My car stinks  evil:
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Re: Are you born clumsy ?
« Reply #66 on: August 27, 2012, 05:57:05 PM »
 noooo:   point:
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Re: Are you born clumsy ?
« Reply #67 on: August 27, 2012, 06:05:08 PM »
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on August 27, 2012, 04:52:01 PM
I ackchooly tripped over my shoelace  redface:  My cat stinks  evil:

So does BM's by all accounts!
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Re: Are you born clumsy ?
« Reply #68 on: August 27, 2012, 06:29:44 PM »
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on August 27, 2012, 04:52:01 PM
I ackchooly tripped over my shoelace  redface:  My car stinks  evil:


At least the laces were clean.............. whistle:
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Re: Are you born clumsy ?
« Reply #69 on: August 27, 2012, 06:35:11 PM »
Not now  cussing:
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Re: Are you born clumsy ?
« Reply #70 on: August 27, 2012, 06:38:28 PM »
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on August 27, 2012, 06:35:11 PM
Not now  cussing:

Should have had deck shoes........... whistle:
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Offline Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)

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Re: Are you born clumsy ?
« Reply #71 on: August 27, 2012, 08:23:53 PM »
Quote from: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on August 27, 2012, 06:05:08 PM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on August 27, 2012, 04:52:01 PM
I ackchooly tripped over my shoelace  redface:  My cat stinks  evil:

So does BM's by all accounts!

Did BM's cat fall in the canal?
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Re: Are you born clumsy ?
« Reply #72 on: August 28, 2012, 04:31:44 AM »
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Re: Are you born clumsy ?
« Reply #73 on: August 28, 2012, 07:02:48 AM »
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Re: Are you born clumsy ?
« Reply #74 on: August 28, 2012, 08:33:35 AM »
Quote from: Snoopy on August 28, 2012, 07:02:48 AM


I think there ha been remarkable restraint shown here given the possibilities:

Wet, Nick, pussy, canal, steamer, minge vase etc etc.

APC is probably having an attack of the vapours.
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