Are you born clumsy ?

[Snoopy]

I have a mental image of Mr and Miss C doing a "Wilson, Keppel and Betty" sand dance on the sugared floor.

Wilson and Keppel, Sand Dance. 1934

[Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)]

  Sugar no longer it is now covered with sesame  seeds. A small incident involving the wire rack on the back of the pantry door.

DS forgot to mention an AGA , a frying pan and hot pussy.   His mind is not as agile as it once was.

Today I am going to play with electricity and long wet grass. If I do not return I do rather like pink lilies.

[Snoopy]

[Darwins Selection]

DS forgot to mention an AGA , a frying pan and hot pussy.   His mind is not as agile as it once was.

  Many a true word. . . .

[Tipsy Gipsy]

I have a mental image of Mr and Miss C doing a "Wilson, Keppel and Betty" sand dance on the sugared floor.

Wilson and Keppel, Sand Dance. 1934

   I love that clip...

And that took me 4 attempts to post this correctly   

[Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)]

Voddy or vino Tipsy.

Fret not DS you are doing just fine and we are fast catching up.

[barmisspah?]

Thank you, thank you, thank you.
Have had a crap few weeks workwise recently, & your trials & tribulations bring it all back into perspective.
First time I've laughed out loud for ages.

[Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)]

Hope you are having a better time now barmisspah.

About an hour ago I went into the kitchen and realised that there was milk all over the work surface. The bottle that I retrieved from the freezer last night has a leak.  Whilst mopping it up I managed to knock the box of ground coffee onto the floor.    Started sweeping coffee into a dustpan only to realise that the bottom of the dustpan was wet. By the time I had dealt with that lot and managed to stand up straight I realised that during my foray under the kitchen sink and kitchen floor the milk had reached the rear of the work surface which is not sealed and was flowing down the back of a kitchen cabinet.

I am bloody well going to cry over sodding spilt milk regardless of whether I should or not. 

[Darwins Selection]

Hope you are having a better time now barmisspah.

About an hour ago I went into the kitchen and realised that there was milk all over the work surface. The bottle that I retrieved from the freezer last night has a leak.  Whilst mopping it up I managed to knock the box of ground coffee onto the floor.    Started sweeping coffee into a dustpan only to realise that the bottom of the dustpan was wet. By the time I had dealt with that lot and managed to stand up straight I realised that during my foray under the kitchen sink and kitchen floor the milk had reached the rear of the work surface which is not sealed and was flowing down the back of a kitchen cabinet.

I am bloody well going to cry over sodding spilt milk regardless of whether I should or not. 

Welcome to the world of senility.

[Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)]

Today I have to do a lot of baking.  This happens to be the last thing that I feel like doing after yesterdays shenanigans.

I have just returned from an appointment and put the oven on.  Excellent step in the right direction.  Reach up to the shelf to grab specs to read the recipe and knock everything else onto the floor.  Pick those up manage to get specs on nose read recipe go to cook ware cupboard and look for baking trays, not one in sight, Mr C is using them to sort out his battery chargers (of course).

Never mind I think with a happy smiley face I can use the brand new unopened ones that are in the study.

On the filing cabinet in the study is a lidless plastic pot containing seeds collected from a plant for sowing in the next week or so.  The baking trays were under a box and some recently ordered garden fleece.  In reaching for the tins the fleece caught the seed pot and the seeds are now all down the side of the filing cabinet. 

The thing that makes me the most grumpy is that it actually is my fault. With a bit more organisation and forethought which used to be strong points of mine until this plethora of drugs kicked in most of it could have been avoided.

Move over Darwin I am joining you in the senility party.

[Snoopy]

And I think I have problems 

[Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)]

And I think I have problems 

Good grief hound your mind has definitely gone if you don't think that you have problems.

Thank you for the hug and welcome to our small but so far exclusive club.

[apc2010]

And I think I have problems 

Good grief hound your mind has definitely gone if you don't think that you have problems.

Thank you for the hug and welcome to our small but so far exclusive club.

Makes my days problems nothing ............

Having dealt with illness for most of my life till a few years ago ............I never stressed or worried ..........now I need another re-think on priorities ............

[Darwins Selection]

Today I have to do a lot of baking.  This happens to be the last thing that I feel like doing after yesterdays shenanigans.

I have just returned from an appointment and put the oven on.  Excellent step in the right direction.  Reach up to the shelf to grab specs to read the recipe and knock everything else onto the floor.  Pick those up manage to get specs on nose read recipe go to cook ware cupboard and look for baking trays, not one in sight, Mr C is using them to sort out his battery chargers (of course).

Never mind I think with a happy smiley face I can use the brand new unopened ones that are in the study.

On the filing cabinet in the study is a lidless plastic pot containing seeds collected from a plant for sowing in the next week or so.  The baking trays were under a box and some recently ordered garden fleece.  In reaching for the tins the fleece caught the seed pot and the seeds are now all down the side of the filing cabinet. 

The thing that makes me the most grumpy is that it actually is my fault. With a bit more organisation and forethought which used to be strong points of mine until this plethora of drugs kicked in most of it could have been avoided.

Move over Darwin I am joining you in the senility party.

Your solidarity is appreciated.

[Just One More]

I fear it is contagious