In response to the OP ... I really can't comment other than to say that I know someone who did time for embezzling (sp?). If I'd had the inclination to visit I fear all I could have said would have been ...
FFS, you stupid fvcking moron! What on earth were you thinking? You have loads of business acumen, professional qualifications ... jealousy got the better of you didn't it?
That's prolly not much help ...