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Offline tel

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Re: History
« Reply #15 on: July 20, 2010, 09:00:58 AM »
Can you bring your own on Sunday, like?    scared2:

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He'll prolly be hungover and smelling of baby food/vomit/poo combo.

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Re: History
« Reply #16 on: July 20, 2010, 02:12:12 PM »
The vomit smell is very difficult to get rid of.  I am sure a pleasant time will be had by all providing BM is sitting down wind. whistle:

THIS DAY IN HISTORY: 1588> The Spanish Armada sets sail from Corunna. 1864> Confederate General John Bell Hood attacks Union forces under General William T. Sherman outside Atlanta. 1942> The U.S. Army Women's Army Auxiliary Corps (WAAC) begins its first training class at Fort Des Moines, Iowa.1951> King Abdullah of Jordan is assassinated. 1969> Neil Armstrong and Edwin "Buzz" Aldrin become the first men to walk on the moon.
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Re: History
« Reply #17 on: July 20, 2010, 03:52:19 PM »
This day: BM arrives in Epsom, goes "coochy coo" and instantly gets crapped and vomited on. LL apologises for her behaviour later  noooo:
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Re: History
« Reply #18 on: July 20, 2010, 05:36:58 PM »
 happy001 happy001

Do you think he's nearly there yet?
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Re: History
« Reply #19 on: July 21, 2010, 06:50:41 AM »
This day (well yesterday): Saw the baby - then went for fish & chips and thirty five pints of London Pride...  cloud9:
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Re: History
« Reply #20 on: July 21, 2010, 10:05:25 AM »
thirty five pints of London Pride...  cloud9:

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Either you were very thirsty or you actually got a round in.  ;)

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Re: History
« Reply #21 on: July 21, 2010, 12:50:06 PM »
thirty five pints of London Pride...  cloud9:

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Either you were very thirsty or you actually got a round in.  ;)

Almost certainly not the latter, unless there was a blue moon last night.
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Re: History
« Reply #22 on: July 21, 2010, 05:49:16 PM »
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Re: History
« Reply #23 on: July 22, 2010, 04:14:30 PM »
THIS DAY IN HISTORY: 1789> Thomas Jefferson becomes the first head of the U.S. Department of Foreign Affairs. 1881> The first volume of The War of the Rebellion: A compilation of the Official Records of the Union and Confederate Armies, is published. 1894> The first automobile race takes place between Paris and Rouen, France. 1934> American gangster John Dillinger is shot dead by FBI officers outside a Chicago cinema.
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