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The berker and stuff
« on: July 20, 2010, 05:17:09 PM »
Why always black? Maybe it would be more fun if they were colourful and patterned  rubschin:
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Re: The berker and stuff
« Reply #1 on: July 20, 2010, 05:21:33 PM »
Quote from: Nick on July 20, 2010, 05:17:09 PM
Why always black? Maybe it would be more fun if they were colourful and patterned  rubschin:
Ginger perhaps?
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Re: The berker and stuff
« Reply #2 on: July 20, 2010, 05:23:23 PM »
Agreed. A slice of cheddar on the top could be good ...

A Cheese-burka  drumroll:

Hat, coat, door  redface:
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Re: The berker and stuff
« Reply #3 on: July 20, 2010, 05:34:43 PM »
Quite so Pastis. noooo:  lol: lol:

Prolly aren't allowed colours other people might think that there are wimmin inside and that would never do.

And besides if they were red we would all be trying to post letters in them. whistle:
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Re: The berker and stuff
« Reply #4 on: July 20, 2010, 05:43:20 PM »
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Do any of the ladies here cover their hair if they go in a church?
Mrs DS #2 and my mother always did.
It was apparently 'improper and disrespectful' not to do so.
We are talking vanilla C of E here, nothing 'high'.
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Re: The berker and stuff
« Reply #5 on: July 20, 2010, 05:48:01 PM »
I doubt we have many churchgoers here DS  noooo:

Praps they have witches' hats  rubschin:
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Re: The berker and stuff
« Reply #6 on: July 20, 2010, 06:11:45 PM »
We should be following the French lead over this imo.
Worse than bloody hoodies.
Bloody sick to the very back teeth of all the trouble and grief religous beliefs cause.
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Re: The berker and stuff
« Reply #7 on: July 20, 2010, 06:25:16 PM »
Quote from: Darwins Selection on July 20, 2010, 05:43:20 PM
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Do any of the ladies here cover their hair if they go in a church?
Mrs DS #2 and my mother always did.
It was apparently 'improper and disrespectful' not to do so.
We are talking vanilla C of E here, nothing 'high'.
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Indeed DS, my mother always used to wear a hat to Church. The Laydees around these parts seem partial to a hat head-dress. It's usually a daring architectural construction cut from the 50 yards of material used to make the dress. Mind you, this is no ordinary Church; they have names like "The Holy Risen Church of In-Believers Awaiting The Sacred Secret Blessings".

They also make an extraordinary amount of noise  eeek:
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Re: The berker and stuff
« Reply #8 on: July 20, 2010, 06:32:04 PM »
Quote from: Darwins Selection on July 20, 2010, 05:43:20 PM
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Do any of the ladies here cover their hair if they go in a church?
Mrs DS #2 and my mother always did.
It was apparently 'improper and disrespectful' not to do so.
We are talking vanilla C of E here, nothing 'high'.
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In my church going days DS I covered my hair heaven forbid you should wear trousers.
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Re: The berker and stuff
« Reply #9 on: July 20, 2010, 06:39:08 PM »
But, I do wear trousers!  sad32:
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Re: The berker and stuff
« Reply #10 on: July 20, 2010, 06:50:15 PM »
I think we should encourage more of us to wear the berka - they are flattering, a girl can have bad hair days and get away with it, no need to shave yer legs etc  happy088
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Re: The berker and stuff
« Reply #11 on: July 20, 2010, 07:22:15 PM »
Quote from: Pastis on July 20, 2010, 06:39:08 PM
But, I do wear trousers!  sad32:

You are allowed to you are a boy. ::)
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Re: The berker and stuff
« Reply #12 on: July 20, 2010, 08:43:17 PM »
Quote from: Miss Creant on July 20, 2010, 07:22:15 PM
Quote from: Pastis on July 20, 2010, 06:39:08 PM
But, I do wear trousers!  sad32:

You are allowed to you are a boy. ::)

But not on your head.

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Re: The berker and stuff
« Reply #13 on: July 20, 2010, 09:55:55 PM »
Quote from: Darwins Selection on July 20, 2010, 05:21:33 PM
Quote from: Nick on July 20, 2010, 05:17:09 PM
Why always black? Maybe it would be more fun if they were colourful and patterned  rubschin:
Ginger perhaps?

You are thinking of a ginger berk Darwin, that's something completely different.  whistle:
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Re: The berker and stuff
« Reply #14 on: July 20, 2010, 09:59:54 PM »


Looks like a clown...sorry Miss D
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