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Re: The berker and stuff
« Reply #15 on: July 21, 2010, 08:55:39 AM »
I think we should encourage more of us to wear the berka - they are flattering, a girl can have bad hair days and get away with it, no need to shave yer legs etc  happy088

Just no need to shave at all.

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Re: The berker and stuff
« Reply #16 on: July 21, 2010, 08:58:37 AM »


Looks like a clown...sorry Miss D

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Re: The berker and stuff
« Reply #17 on: July 21, 2010, 09:02:08 AM »
I think we should encourage more of us to wear the berka - they are flattering, a girl can have bad hair days and get away with it, no need to shave yer legs etc  happy088

Just no need to shave at all.

A shaven etc  rubschin:

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Still need to attend to the top lip of course, or the garment will ride up.
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Re: The berker and stuff
« Reply #18 on: July 21, 2010, 09:03:27 AM »
Could act like velcro and keep it in place  rubschin:
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Re: The berker and stuff
« Reply #19 on: July 21, 2010, 09:05:38 AM »
Could act like velcro and keep it in place  rubschin:

Velcro & hair - dangerous and painful. redface:

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Re: The berker and stuff
« Reply #20 on: July 22, 2010, 06:06:25 PM »
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Re: The berker and stuff
« Reply #21 on: July 22, 2010, 06:11:33 PM »
I was in Goa a few years ago the ladee muslims using the hotel pool were dressed in much the same only they were all black. noooo:
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Re: The berker and stuff
« Reply #22 on: July 22, 2010, 06:12:50 PM »
I see an immediate design flaw though, if they use the pool they are going to look like contestants in some bizzare wet tshirt comp  lol:
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Re: The berker and stuff
« Reply #23 on: July 22, 2010, 06:17:02 PM »
How about beach wear, ladies and gentlemen I give you...................the burkini  happy001



http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldnews/article-1296821/Two-Muslim-women-marched-swimming-pool-French-holiday-village-wearing-burkinis.html

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Re: The berker and stuff
« Reply #24 on: July 22, 2010, 06:19:16 PM »
Don't start me off about French swimming pools  evil:

Let me guess, you were banned, propositioned but an unconvincing transvestite or ended up with a mutant verruca..  whistle:
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Re: The berker and stuff
« Reply #25 on: July 22, 2010, 06:21:42 PM »
I was banned by a man in gold posing pouch  evil:
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Re: The berker and stuff
« Reply #26 on: July 22, 2010, 06:24:17 PM »
I'm sure I'm going to regret asking this, but why were you banned?   scared:
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Re: The berker and stuff
« Reply #27 on: July 22, 2010, 06:25:57 PM »
For wearing trousers.
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Re: The berker and stuff
« Reply #28 on: July 22, 2010, 06:29:36 PM »
Washing machine broken then?  whistle:
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