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Offline The Moan Ranger

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Re: The joys of kids summer holidays
« Reply #15 on: July 21, 2010, 09:30:07 PM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on July 21, 2010, 05:34:31 PM
Two days into this deep, deep joy  noooo:

£25 quid down already  evil:

All the weeks shopping has been eaten by her and her 'friends' who have been cooking away . Anything left over for likkle ol me as I come in after a hard days work ? - not a freakin chance  evil:

House in chaos - stuff everywhere  noooo:

I came home last night and she was wearing my top and some of my jewellery  evil: - after a stern telling off and saying don't go into my room and take MY stuff without asking I thought we had reached an understanding  cloud9:

Came home tonight , wearing another of my tops  cussing:

Apparently I am just 'vexed' cos it looks better on her like  angry041:

Washing up piled high in the sink ....apparently this will be done 'later'.  'Later' is  Nirvanna. Which when you actually achieve this you find you have had to die first  noooo:

Her BFF is here and they are doing their hair....this means the smell of hair straighteners burning the scalps and squirty , sprayey stuff being applied liberally . Bunsfield would have nothing on this if it caught alight  noooo:



Day 2 of the Summer Holidays   sad32: sad32: sad32: sad32: sad32:



I'll see your £25 and raise you £40...
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Re: The joys of kids summer holidays
« Reply #16 on: July 21, 2010, 09:34:31 PM »
I see your £40 and raise you damage caused by attempted hair dying experiments today   evil:
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Re: The joys of kids summer holidays
« Reply #17 on: July 21, 2010, 09:42:50 PM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on July 21, 2010, 09:34:31 PM
I see your £40 and raise you damage caused by attempted hair dying experiments today   evil:

I'll see that and raise you the damage done to a hoover trying that was used to suck up about 1/2 ton of hair extensions that "she had to have". And the clips that hold them in  evil: evil: evil:
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Re: The joys of kids summer holidays
« Reply #18 on: July 21, 2010, 09:44:01 PM »
Tell you both what, why not just swap kids for a couple of days......


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Re: The joys of kids summer holidays
« Reply #19 on: July 21, 2010, 09:46:59 PM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 21, 2010, 09:44:01 PM
Tell you both what, why not just swap kids for a couple of days......


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Fine. I have been given a "job placement" (read free labour) with the British Heart Foundation, so I'm out of the house for most of the day.  lol: lol: lol:
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Re: The joys of kids summer holidays
« Reply #20 on: July 21, 2010, 09:48:28 PM »
Quote from: Miss Creant on July 21, 2010, 09:29:07 PM
Quote from: Pirate on July 21, 2010, 08:53:12 PM
.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D2Hx_X84LC0

Quite so Pirate but it kept them amused and me sane, I might be lying though as I am here or at least I might be virtually here but not here in reality. shocked003

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Anyhoo...

my older brother told me that it was played every week on Stewpots Saturday show, together with

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=21BfX5-bkys
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Re: The joys of kids summer holidays
« Reply #21 on: July 21, 2010, 10:39:15 PM »
Your bruvva was right, and I've now swapped one earworm for another  cussing:

I know a song that'll get on your nerves, get on your nerves, get on your nerves....
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Re: The joys of kids summer holidays
« Reply #22 on: July 22, 2010, 10:43:57 AM »
The Boy is off for 6 weeks, Mrs NIck is not. I have offered days out, trips to my sister and trips abroad. Nada, Mrs Nick in full martyr mode  noooo:
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Re: The joys of kids summer holidays
« Reply #23 on: July 22, 2010, 12:48:34 PM »
Last night, the daughter told me she was "bored now, I wish I could go back to school".

Bloody hell!
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Re: The joys of kids summer holidays
« Reply #24 on: July 22, 2010, 01:11:13 PM »
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Re: The joys of kids summer holidays
« Reply #25 on: July 22, 2010, 05:10:39 PM »
MM dropped in to a local Travel Lodge, CV in hand, to ask if they had any jobs going?
They were actually interviewing that day for a vacancy as it happens, so invited her in straight away. eeek:

She's just had a phone call to say she's got the job (weekends cleaning the rooms) and starts this Saturday. eeek:
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Re: The joys of kids summer holidays
« Reply #26 on: July 22, 2010, 05:20:06 PM »
SHe needs some practice. Maybe she could clean her own room, like  eveilgrin:
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Re: The joys of kids summer holidays
« Reply #27 on: July 22, 2010, 05:35:19 PM »
Quote from: GROWLER on July 22, 2010, 05:10:39 PM
MM dropped in to a local Travel Lodge, CV in hand, to ask if they had any jobs going?
They were actually interviewing that day for a vacancy as it happens, so invited her in straight away. eeek:

She's just had a phone call to say she's got the job (weekends cleaning the rooms) and starts this Saturday. eeek:

She'll be glued to this then:

http://www.five.tv/programmes/lifestyle/the-hotel-inspector/84621
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Re: The joys of kids summer holidays
« Reply #28 on: July 22, 2010, 06:10:47 PM »
Quote from: GROWLER on July 22, 2010, 05:10:39 PM
MM dropped in to a local Travel Lodge, CV in hand, to ask if they had any jobs going?
They were actually interviewing that day for a vacancy as it happens, so invited her in straight away. eeek:

She's just had a phone call to say she's got the job (weekends cleaning the rooms) and starts this Saturday. eeek:


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Re: The joys of kids summer holidays
« Reply #29 on: July 22, 2010, 06:12:27 PM »
Quote from: Nick on July 22, 2010, 05:20:06 PM
SHe needs some practice. Maybe she could clean her own room, like  eveilgrin:

Quite! lol:

I'm now expecting free sachets of coffee and sugar, soap and towels, oh, plus major dissy on weekends away. cloud9:
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