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Offline Uncle Mort

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oops!
« on: July 22, 2010, 09:45:36 AM »
I've just walked in on the chef as she was changing into her trousers.  eeek:  redface:
« Last Edit: July 22, 2010, 09:50:17 AM by Uncle Mort »

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Re: oops!
« Reply #1 on: July 22, 2010, 09:46:53 AM »
You trampled her?  eeek:
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Offline Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)

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Re: oops!
« Reply #2 on: July 22, 2010, 09:47:28 AM »
Did you leave foot prints?
I have always thought that the worst thing about drowning was having to call 'help!' You must look such a fool. It's put me against drowning.
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Re: oops!
« Reply #3 on: July 22, 2010, 09:50:39 AM »
bugger!

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Re: oops!
« Reply #4 on: July 22, 2010, 09:51:31 AM »
Your retirement may coming sooner than you thought  lol:
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Re: oops!
« Reply #5 on: July 22, 2010, 09:51:47 AM »
 point:

Anyhoo, who was more shocked, you or her?
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Offline Uncle Mort

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Re: oops!
« Reply #6 on: July 22, 2010, 09:55:23 AM »
Her, she then managed to get her foot caught up and couldn't pull the trousers up. 

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Re: oops!
« Reply #7 on: July 22, 2010, 09:59:21 AM »
DId she fall over? DId you help? DId you watch?
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Re: oops!
« Reply #8 on: July 22, 2010, 10:10:16 AM »
I, sir, am a gentleman.

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Re: oops!
« Reply #9 on: July 22, 2010, 10:11:30 AM »
I, sir, am a gentleman.

You watched then!  point:
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Re: oops!
« Reply #10 on: July 22, 2010, 01:55:11 PM »
Is she old ???

Did she have one foot in the gravy ???





Alright ..I'll close the door on me way out  lol:
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Re: oops!
« Reply #11 on: July 22, 2010, 02:42:57 PM »
Uncle seems to have been stirred by it all.
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« Reply #12 on: July 22, 2010, 04:08:00 PM »
Yes but not shaken.
I have always thought that the worst thing about drowning was having to call 'help!' You must look such a fool. It's put me against drowning.
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Re: oops!
« Reply #13 on: July 22, 2010, 04:45:53 PM »
I've just walked in on the chef as she was changing into her trousers.  eeek:  redface:

Just so I can the image right, are we talking Sophie Dahl/Rachel Allen type here, or Clarissa Dickson Wright/Jennifer Paterson type  rubschin:
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Re: oops!
« Reply #14 on: July 22, 2010, 04:52:26 PM »
If the former then Uncle would now be dead of delight and being buried in a pyramid
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