The simple pleasure of dealing with an ants' nest

[Nick]

I don't know which bit I enjoy more, the spray killy bit or the chase them wit the hoover bit 

[Barman]

 

Spray-kill some then put down the bait and watch them drag the poison into the nest for you! 

[GROWLER]

I don't know which bit I enjoy more, the spray killy bit or the chase them wit the hoover bit 

You hoover up live ants?

Great move oh wise one.

[Barman]

They love their little thrill ride up the Dyson! 

[Nick]

I am about to burn the hoover bag 

[Barman]

I am about to burn the hoover bag 

Microwave it! 

[GROWLER]

I am about to burn the hoover bag 

Some will have escaped from the bag and will be busy building a new nest in the bottom of the hoover case.
They will escape and find their way to your nest in the middle of the night and crawl into your mouth and build another nest in your interior for sweet revenge. 

[Barman]

I am about to burn the hoover bag 

Some will have escaped from the bag and will be busy building a new nest in the bottom of the hoover case.
They will escape and find their way to your nest in the middle of the night and crawl into your mouth and build another nest in your interior for sweet revenge. 

 

Microwave the hoover as well Nick! 

[Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)]

I think that we should all be on Yahoo answers asking some serious ant related questions.

[Barman]

AntPoon^TM 

[Grumpmeister]

I am about to burn the hoover bag 

Some will have escaped from the bag and will be busy building a new nest in the bottom of the hoover case.
They will escape and find their way to your nest in the middle of the night and crawl into your mouth and build another nest in your interior for sweet revenge. 

 

Microwave the hoover as well Nick! 

You are telling Nick to microwave sometrhing? You do know that Nick and mcrowaves are a very bad combination don't you?